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<h2>Just because you&#39;ve been with a partner for many years don&#39;t mean the romance is dead, but the starry-eyed butterflies of yesteryear might shift slightly...</h2><p>So, if you&#39;re fully phoning in Valentine&#39;s Day this year by staying inside and avoiding the crowded restaurants and million dollar bouquets of chocolate heart-shaped roses, here are the funniest tweets we could find from couples who have simply been together too long to buy a sparkly card.</p><h2>1.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Valentines day for boys after marriage. <a href="https://t.co/5d5za6Gqmu">pic.twitter.com/5d5za6Gqmu</a></p>&mdash; Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) <a href="https://twitter.com/Atheist_Krishna/status/1489942763030577159?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 5, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>2.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Love means never having to say anything because you&#39;re both looking at your smart phones</p>&mdash; Megan Amram (@meganamram) <a href="https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/698933782175297536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.</p>&mdash; Conan O&#39;Brien (@ConanOBrien) <a href="https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/1360641389634195466?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope my husband picks a good donut shop for our Valentine&#39;s dinner.</p>&mdash; Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) <a href="https://twitter.com/Donna_McCoy/status/831528948408397826?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Husband gave me a beautiful Valentine&#39;s Day card AND the CVS ExtraBucks for $7 that came with it so don&#39;t you tell me romance is dead.</p>&mdash; Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) <a href="https://twitter.com/DomesticGoddss/status/831519842280812544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Coworker: &quot;What are you and your husband doing on Valentine&#39;s Day?&quot;<br>Me: &quot;Probably disappointing each other.&quot;</p>&mdash; Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) <a href="https://twitter.com/FunnyIsFamily/status/566365705378213889?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Seriously we’re not doing anything right?<br><br>-Me to my wife for the 8th time today after agreeing not to do Valentine’s Day.</p>&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) <a href="https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/1493276668210909188?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wife is out running errands and she called to see if I needed anything so I asked her to pick up a Valentine’s Day card for herself from me. I just love our open communication!</p>&mdash; NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dad_At_Law/status/1492939919555239937?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I&#39;m not sure what my husband has planned for Valentine&#39;s Day but I hope it involves him taking the kids &amp; leaving me home alone.</p>&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarcasticmommy4/status/830054938696757250?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 10, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hope I can still get a reservation at someplace romantic where my wife and I can look at our phones on Valentine&#39;s Day.</p>&mdash; mark (@TheCatWhisprer) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheCatWhisprer/status/566059372338741248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I like to keep marriage exciting by telling my husband I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day and then asking the kids in front of him what they think he bought me.</p>&mdash; Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) <a href="https://twitter.com/SatiricalMommy/status/1491181080992710656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>12.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Spice things up on Valentine&#39;s Day with some role-playing! Maybe the role of someone your lover hasn&#39;t seen in the same sweatpants every day for 11 months.</p>&mdash; Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) <a href="https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/1360049793825972225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>Valentine&#39;s Day can be a terrifying day for married couples as it always tends to sneak up and haunt the last-minute planners in the aisle of a CVS when all you needed was toothpaste...</h2><p>If you partner promised you they weren&#39;t interested in a gift this year and you&#39;re absolutely off the hook for buying something, is that actually an evil trap? Do you still have to drop five dollars on a card that&#39;ll end up in the trash? Does anyone actually enjoy getting flowers when they&#39;re essentially beautiful, dead future garbage?</p><p>Showing that you love and appreciate your partner doesn&#39;t have to mean giving them a box of chocolates with surprise filling and booking a reservation for a restaurant that&#39;s usually empty every other day of the year six months in advance.</p><h2>13.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It must be getting close to Valentine’s Day all the Alfredo sauce is gone from the store. Smh.</p>&mdash; BEAN 🏁🏁🏁 (@MGRADS) <a href="https://twitter.com/MGRADS/status/1226572113353437184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 9, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My wife and I agreed no gifts this year for Valentine&#39;s Day. So I&#39;m online looking for a gift.</p>&mdash; Willie Handler, Canadian humourist and author (@WillieHandler) <a href="https://twitter.com/WillieHandler/status/1490865683080658944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 8, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>15.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last week my husband asked me what I wanted for Valentine’s Day and I said nothing and today he has given me nothing for Valentine’s Day and he can’t understand why I’m mad at him.</p>&mdash; Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) <a href="https://twitter.com/Pandamoanimum/status/1360879380231311360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*BEWARE* of Valentine&#39;s Day scams...I ordered my wife expensive jewelry but they sent me tractor parts... <a href="https://t.co/wre9ykIwyq">pic.twitter.com/wre9ykIwyq</a></p>&mdash; PETERSON PERFORMANCE (@PETERSONIHFARMS) <a href="https://twitter.com/PETERSONIHFARMS/status/1493262809798529024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My husband and I exchanged Valentine&#39;s Day cards 2 days ago in the card aisle at Target and then returned them to the shelf because we&#39;d rather purchase Valentine&#39;s Day cannolis.</p>&mdash; KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) <a href="https://twitter.com/IDontSpeakWhine/status/1493284616442101760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My husband asked what I&#39;d like for Valentine&#39;s day<br><br>Apparently &#39;a great night out with my boyfriend&#39; is not an option!</p>&mdash; Heyitsjudedagain (@Heyitsjudeagain) <a href="https://twitter.com/Heyitsjudeagain/status/1492980947360403459?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 13, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My husband had tears in his eyes while reading my Valentine’s Day card. The message was sweet but it was the cost of the card that got to him.</p>&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) <a href="https://twitter.com/mommajessiec/status/1493234942737883136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I sent myself a Valentine’s Day gift and wrote “Love, Brad” on the card thinking it would make my husband jealous. All he said was “Cool, now I don’t have to get you anything.”</p>&mdash; Jawbreaker ❤️ (@sixfootcandy) <a href="https://twitter.com/sixfootcandy/status/1490727512338362368?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 7, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>21.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Daughter, 6, to my husband: “I made mama nine presents for Valentine’s Day. What did you get her?”<br><br>I have a whole tiny human in my house who acts like a paid plant.</p>&mdash; Esther Choo MD MPH (@choo_ek) <a href="https://twitter.com/choo_ek/status/1493247693895790592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Valentine’s Day, my husband left me a fridge-letter V on the bathroom counter. Romance is in the air! <a href="https://t.co/uAgbx9uRaF">pic.twitter.com/uAgbx9uRaF</a></p>&mdash; Vylar Kaftan, the Cassandra of Covid (@Vylar_Kaftan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Vylar_Kaftan/status/1493281829712850945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><h2>23.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m still pretty mad that my wife’s Valentine’s Day card cost $6.99.</p>&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) <a href="https://twitter.com/simoncholland/status/964331355638321158?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 16, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

21 of the funniest tweets about trying to celebrate Valentine's Day when you're married.

Just because you&#39;ve been with a partner for many years don&#39;t mean the romance is dead, but the starry-eyed butterflies of yesteryear might shift slightly...So, if you&#39;re fully phoning in Valentine&#39;s Day this year by staying inside and avoiding the crowded restaurants and million dollar bouquets of chocolate heart-shaped roses, here are the funniest tweets we could find from couples who have simply been together too long to buy a sparkly card.1.Valentines day for boys after marriage. pic.twitter.com/5d5za6Gqmu&mdash; Krishna (@Atheist_Krishna) February 5, 2022 2.Love means never having to say anything because you&#39;re both looking at your smart phones&mdash; Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 14, 2016 3.I’m looking forward to taking my wife to the dining room for Valentine’s Day.&mdash; Conan O&#39;Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 13, 2021 4.I hope my husband picks a good donut shop for our Valentine&#39;s dinner.&mdash; Donna McCoy (@Donna_McCoy) February 14, 2017 5.Husband gave me a beautiful Valentine&#39;s Day card AND the CVS ExtraBucks for $7 that came with it so don&#39;t you tell me romance is dead.&mdash; Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) February 14, 2017 6.Coworker: &quot;What are you and your husband doing on Valentine&#39;s Day?&quot;Me: &quot;Probably disappointing each other.&quot;&mdash; Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) February 13, 2015 7.Seriously we’re not doing anything right?-Me to my wife for the 8th time today after agreeing not to do Valentine’s Day.&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 14, 2022 8.Wife is out running errands and she called to see if I needed anything so I asked her to pick up a Valentine’s Day card for herself from me. I just love our open communication!&mdash; NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) February 13, 2022 9.I&#39;m not sure what my husband has planned for Valentine&#39;s Day but I hope it involves him taking the kids &amp; leaving me home alone.&mdash; Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 10, 2017 10.Hope I can still get a reservation at someplace romantic where my wife and I can look at our phones on Valentine&#39;s Day.&mdash; mark (@TheCatWhisprer) February 13, 2015 11.I like to keep marriage exciting by telling my husband I don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day and then asking the kids in front of him what they think he bought me.&mdash; Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) February 8, 2022 12.Spice things up on Valentine&#39;s Day with some role-playing! Maybe the role of someone your lover hasn&#39;t seen in the same sweatpants every day for 11 months.&mdash; Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 12, 2021 Valentine&#39;s Day can be a terrifying day for married couples as it always tends to sneak up and haunt the last-minute planners in the aisle of a CVS when all you needed was toothpaste...If you partner promised you they weren&#39;t interested in a gift this year and you&#39;re absolutely off the hook for buying something, is that actually an evil trap? Do you still have to drop five dollars on a card that&#39;ll end up in the trash? Does anyone actually enjoy getting flowers when they&#39;re essentially beautiful, dead future garbage?Showing that you love and appreciate your partner doesn&#39;t have to mean giving them a box of chocolates with surprise filling and booking a reservation for a restaurant that&#39;s usually empty every other day of the year six months in advance.13.It must be getting close to Valentine’s Day all the Alfredo sauce is gone from the store. Smh.&mdash; BEAN 🏁🏁🏁 (@MGRADS) February 9, 2020 14.My wife and I agreed no gifts this year for Valentine&#39;s Day. So I&#39;m online looking for a gift.&mdash; Willie Handler, Canadian humourist and author (@WillieHandler) February 8, 2022 15.Last week my husband asked me what I wanted for Valentine’s Day and I said nothing and today he has given me nothing for Valentine’s Day and he can’t understand why I’m mad at him.&mdash; Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 14, 2021 16.*BEWARE* of Valentine&#39;s Day scams...I ordered my wife expensive jewelry but they sent me tractor parts... pic.twitter.com/wre9ykIwyq&mdash; PETERSON PERFORMANCE (@PETERSONIHFARMS) February 14, 2022 17.My husband and I exchanged Valentine&#39;s Day cards 2 days ago in the card aisle at Target and then returned them to the shelf because we&#39;d rather purchase Valentine&#39;s Day cannolis.&mdash; KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) February 14, 2022 18.My husband asked what I&#39;d like for Valentine&#39;s dayApparently &#39;a great night out with my boyfriend&#39; is not an option!&mdash; Heyitsjudedagain (@Heyitsjudeagain) February 13, 2022 19.My husband had tears in his eyes while reading my Valentine’s Day card. The message was sweet but it was the cost of the card that got to him.&mdash; Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 14, 2022 20.I sent myself a Valentine’s Day gift and wrote “Love, Brad” on the card thinking it would make my husband jealous. All he said was “Cool, now I don’t have to get you anything.”&mdash; Jawbreaker ❤️ (@sixfootcandy) February 7, 2022 21.Daughter, 6, to my husband: “I made mama nine presents for Valentine’s Day. What did you get her?”I have a whole tiny human in my house who acts like a paid plant.&mdash; Esther Choo MD MPH (@choo_ek) February 14, 2022 22.For Valentine’s Day, my husband left me a fridge-letter V on the bathroom counter. Romance is in the air! pic.twitter.com/uAgbx9uRaF&mdash; Vylar Kaftan, the Cassandra of Covid (@Vylar_Kaftan) February 14, 2022 23.I’m still pretty mad that my wife’s Valentine’s Day card cost $6.99.&mdash; Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 16, 2018  

Just because you&#39;ve been with a partner for many years don&#39;t mean the romance is dead, but the starry-eyed butterflies of yesteryear might shift slightly...  So, if you&#39;re fully phoning in Valentine&#39;s Day this year by...