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<h2>Take a break from wondering what to do with that pile of not-clean-but-also-not-dirty clothes draped across that exercise machine you still haven&#39;t used and let the meme scribes cheer you up.</h2><p>If life is starting to feel like a runaway train of awkward first dates that end in slow ghosting, a blur of overflowing work emails and zombie-scrolling social media apps until you&#39;re down a rabbit hole of you ex&#39;s roommate&#39;s sister&#39;s dog&#39;s influencer page, you deserve a midday meme boost.</p><p>Sure, the internet is still a frustrating vortex of endless and disappointing news headlines about our melting planet, problematic opinions and celebrity drama, but luckily there are still some brave and clever Twitter users who haven&#39;t yet had their sense of humor crushed by faceless trolls. So, if you could certainly use a laugh to get you through your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/thanaa_i/status/1420150113503154187?s=20" height="840" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-95957-am-VoART0.jpg" width="2346" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/thanaa_i/status/1420150113503154187?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/BriMalandros/status/1420418891919069185?s=20" height="924" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-100043-am-bHWeL7.jpg" width="2364" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/BriMalandros/status/1420418891919069185?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You gotta experience serious heartbreak at 19 y/o so that you’re not on a reality TV show at 26 crying over a boy you’ve known for a week</p>&mdash; tweety. 🤎 (@MsOgechi) <a href="https://twitter.com/MsOgechi/status/1420485836521545731?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me joining TikTok at 28 years old <a href="https://t.co/V0gjr4RLlv">pic.twitter.com/V0gjr4RLlv</a></p>&mdash; Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/RandallOtisTV/status/1411329292353556481?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 3, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">once i get a haircut, start exercising consistently, develop a work ethic and change my entire personality… it’s over for you hoes</p>&mdash; Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) <a href="https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1419313438518513667?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 25, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The horrible thing about emails is that even after you finally respond to them, the sender can write back</p>&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) <a href="https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1420736889968017410?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 29, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I be posting funny tweets whole time I’m looking at my phone like <a href="https://t.co/B5mhd1fqPf">pic.twitter.com/B5mhd1fqPf</a></p>&mdash; jada (@itsjayduhhhh) <a href="https://twitter.com/itsjayduhhhh/status/1418376283642335235?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Which way western man <a href="https://t.co/HYuFjayO2S">pic.twitter.com/HYuFjayO2S</a></p>&mdash; nose bleed guy (@asshike_) <a href="https://twitter.com/asshike_/status/1420425112818524160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">when bruno mars said &quot;i wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad.&quot; i felt that</p>&mdash; :( (@charrrlen) <a href="https://twitter.com/charrrlen/status/1420208577227022336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">FAKE LAUGHING WITH CUSTOMERS IS A REAL SKILL</p>&mdash; ✨ (@bxwac) <a href="https://twitter.com/bxwac/status/1420392683340648452?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm” <a href="https://t.co/AiGDX67nW9">pic.twitter.com/AiGDX67nW9</a></p>&mdash; ✰ тяαᥴꫀ ✰ (@flept) <a href="https://twitter.com/flept/status/1420092666235207682?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Nadia_Shammas_/status/1420078519770435585?s=20" height="838" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-101002-am-yPbytn.jpg" width="2320" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Nadia_Shammas_/status/1420078519770435585?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/helxn/status/1420061014838628357?s=20" height="840" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-100758-am-okNlLO.jpg" width="2424" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/helxn/status/1420061014838628357?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/stfuhurts/status/1420113525738033155?s=20" height="832" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-100706-am-7JJp7M.jpg" width="2364" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/stfuhurts/status/1420113525738033155?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/purplish4ngel/status/1420393131875336194?s=20" height="832" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-07-29-at-100503-am-CvCDXl.jpg" width="2364" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/purplish4ngel/status/1420393131875336194?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sagittarius after witnessing the chaos they&#39;ve created: <a href="https://t.co/9E3zpWuPmb">pic.twitter.com/9E3zpWuPmb</a></p>&mdash; Vinny 🖤 (@VinnyDAlmeida) <a href="https://twitter.com/VinnyDAlmeida/status/1420465108136960005?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Headphone Jack sounds like one of Biden&#39;s childhood friends</p>&mdash; Tommy McNamara (@TommyMcNam) <a href="https://twitter.com/TommyMcNam/status/1418655910667427852?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 23, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>18.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LA zillow will be a two bedroom apartment with a carpeted walk-in shower for $7500</p>&mdash; giabuchi&#39;s room (@jaboukie) <a href="https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1420155714643931143?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There needs to be a word for when you’re starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.</p>&mdash; Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) <a href="https://twitter.com/lindsaytheis/status/1416497601344688130?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can’t believe other generations got Studio 54 and we got stuck with people having QR codes for their dogs Instagram</p>&mdash; Stewart&amp;Chill (@Stewartandchill) <a href="https://twitter.com/Stewartandchill/status/1419690224511328258?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 26, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">i say “this my song” to about 50 songs</p>&mdash; Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) <a href="https://twitter.com/brian2grimey/status/1420159318033240065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 27, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

21 funny tweets to give you a laugh today.

Take a break from wondering what to do with that pile of not-clean-but-also-not-dirty clothes draped across that exercise machine you still haven&#39;t used and let the meme scribes cheer you up.If life is starting to feel like a runaway train of awkward first dates that end in slow ghosting, a blur of overflowing work emails and zombie-scrolling social media apps until you&#39;re down a rabbit hole of you ex&#39;s roommate&#39;s sister&#39;s dog&#39;s influencer page, you deserve a midday meme boost.Sure, the internet is still a frustrating vortex of endless and disappointing news headlines about our melting planet, problematic opinions and celebrity drama, but luckily there are still some brave and clever Twitter users who haven&#39;t yet had their sense of humor crushed by faceless trolls. So, if you could certainly use a laugh to get you through your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!1.  Twitter2.  Twitter3.You gotta experience serious heartbreak at 19 y/o so that you’re not on a reality TV show at 26 crying over a boy you’ve known for a week&mdash; tweety. 🤎 (@MsOgechi) July 28, 2021 4.Me joining TikTok at 28 years old pic.twitter.com/V0gjr4RLlv&mdash; Randall Otis (@RandallOtisTV) July 3, 2021 5.once i get a haircut, start exercising consistently, develop a work ethic and change my entire personality… it’s over for you hoes&mdash; Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 25, 2021 6.The horrible thing about emails is that even after you finally respond to them, the sender can write back&mdash; Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) July 29, 2021 7.I be posting funny tweets whole time I’m looking at my phone like pic.twitter.com/B5mhd1fqPf&mdash; jada (@itsjayduhhhh) July 23, 2021 8.Which way western man pic.twitter.com/HYuFjayO2S&mdash; nose bleed guy (@asshike_) July 28, 2021 9.when bruno mars said &quot;i wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad.&quot; i felt that&mdash; :( (@charrrlen) July 28, 2021 10.FAKE LAUGHING WITH CUSTOMERS IS A REAL SKILL&mdash; ✨ (@bxwac) July 28, 2021 11.It’s alway “wyd” never “dyktmm” pic.twitter.com/AiGDX67nW9&mdash; ✰ тяαᥴꫀ ✰ (@flept) July 27, 2021 12.  Twitter13.  Twitter14.  Twitter15.  Twitter16.Sagittarius after witnessing the chaos they&#39;ve created: pic.twitter.com/9E3zpWuPmb&mdash; Vinny 🖤 (@VinnyDAlmeida) July 28, 2021 17.Headphone Jack sounds like one of Biden&#39;s childhood friends&mdash; Tommy McNamara (@TommyMcNam) July 23, 2021 18.LA zillow will be a two bedroom apartment with a carpeted walk-in shower for $7500&mdash; giabuchi&#39;s room (@jaboukie) July 27, 2021 19.There needs to be a word for when you’re starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.&mdash; Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) July 17, 2021 20.I can’t believe other generations got Studio 54 and we got stuck with people having QR codes for their dogs Instagram&mdash; Stewart&amp;Chill (@Stewartandchill) July 26, 2021 21.i say “this my song” to about 50 songs&mdash; Bri𝙰n🍇 (@brian2grimey) July 27, 2021  

Take a break from wondering what to do with that pile of not-clean-but-also-not-dirty clothes draped across that exercise machine you still haven&#39;t used and let the meme scribes cheer you up.  If life is starting to feel like a runaway...