If your weeks and months are blurring together into a chaotic schedule of constant obligations, work meetings, and that untouched pile of dirty laundry, you deserve a break. Remembering to drink water, text your co-worker back, respond to your overflowing email inbox and still figure out what's an appropriate outfit to wear for a third date with someone you probably won't see again can be daunting. Pour yourself a glass of something other than black iced coffee or cheap red wine and let the magic of a stranger's clever and relatable thought do the heavy-lifting for a few minutes.
So, if you could certainly use a laugh today to get you through your daily grind, here are the funniest tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!