Yes, we're in the middle of a global health crisis where we've been quarantined for over a month and our phones are just starting to permanently fuse to our hands, but here's some fun news: The Pentagon has declassified three previously leaked, secret United States Navy videos of some mysterious unidentified flying objects. Of course, suspicious spaceships don't necessarily mean we were visited by aliens, but if the aliens are out there--what would they think of our current quarantine situation? "Damn, these humans just sit on their couch watching weird reality dating shows and drinking boxed wine all day..."
Susan Gough, a Defense Department spokesperson released a statement stating, "The Department of Defense has authorized the release of three unclassified Navy videos, one taken in November 2004 and the other two in January 2015, which have been circulating in the public domain after unauthorized releases in 2007 and 2017." Retired Cmdr. David Fravor described the encounter on a routine training mission off the coast of California as, "I have never seen anything in my life, in my history of flying that has the performance, the acceleration -- keep in mind this thing had no wings."