If you've been out ignoring what everyone is saying and taking green Jell-O shots while licking people's faces, check yourself, check your life, check your privilege and go home immediately. Even if you're allegedly "young" and "healthy," eating nothing but microwavable dried noodles and beer every day isn't exactly the picture of health (dragging myself too, here). Going out puts the elderly and immunocompromised at risk--your instagram stories saying "we don't fear corona" don't look cool, they make you look sad and selfish. Use this time to organize your closet, read that book you haven't gotten around to, watch weird documentaries--the time is now! Seize the day.
Of course, with many businesses closed for an indefinite amount of time, the stress of countless people being out of work in addition to the stress of processing a deadly virus spreading globally is a lot to take in. If you're getting a little stir-crazy while quarantining, enjoy these diaries from our fellow trapped friends who are definitely finding the humor in the chaos.