If the years and months are racing by at lightning speed but you can't believe how long the line is taking at your favorite coffee shop when you're already running impressively late to work, you deserve to give yourself a moment to indulge in the magic of memes...
Don't know what you want to order? Don't get in the coffee shop line, Linda! If every morning is a cursed nightmare of wondering how you never seem to get enough sleep and the kitchen always miraculously gets itself filthy again after you swore you just cleaned it, give yourself a quick break.
Opening every social media app on your phone on your commute to avoid the creep-show staring at you across the train can be a risky move. Between your exes, your co-workers, and the problematic family members you're dreading seeing at the next holiday, Instagram can be a whirlwind of doom.
Thanks for the update on your two week all expenses-paid influencer trip, random model on my discover page. We'll all be happy working a double shift on our feet knowing you earned that beach-side villa with your latest "collab" *cries.* So, if you could certainly use a laugh today to get you through the chaotic shuffle of your daily grind, here are the funniest Tweets we could find from the wonderful wits of Twitter. Enjoy!