Unfortunately 2020 will be remembered as a year of pure chaos and fiery garbage hurricanes of winged nightmare lava, and there's probably no point in even trying to make any plans until next summer (or summer 2040). All we can do now is wear our masks, socially distance, and try to scroll through the news without wanting to drift off into the sea on that stick-raft from "Cast Away."
In March, some people tried to battle the stress of the pandemic with sourdough starter, reality television binges, puzzles, and TikTok dances, but now that we're five months in, things are definitely getting weird. People are day-drinking open container in the streets, nobody knows what day of the week it is, and our president is seeking medical advice from a doctor who thinks diseases come from demon sperm. Luckily though, Twitter hasn't yet lost its sense of humor. Here are the funniest Tweets we could find from the second weekend of August 2020. Enjoy and stay safe, everyone!