You can never fully know just how bonkers parenthood is until you have kids of your own, and witness the many ways they disassemble a house despite being only two feet tall. The childhood combination of unbridled energy, no inhibitions, and a general confusion over how the world "works" makes living with kids both charming and terrifying, depending on the day, and the observations and inventions they bring to a home truly run the gamut.
Luckily, no house of destruction stands alone, and parents who feel bewildered are always in good company if they seek out others online. If you follow the right accounts, Twitter is a goldmine of funny parenting tweets divulging all the weird things children do.
So, without further adieu, here are 22 tweets from parents who are fully submerged in the weird world of living with children.