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<p>Who among us hasn&#39;t anxiously cleared our browser history out of a paranoid fear that someone will find out our searches, and mock us endlessly?! While porn and sex-related searches can be revealing in one way, the most indicting and embarrassing browses are often far more dumb.</p><p>Even the smartest among us has brain blips we attempt to cure with swift Google searches, and the data hoarders behind the curtain could write a burn book just listing people&#39;s silliest searches.</p><h2>In <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e8ktil/what_is_something_in_your_search_history_that_you/" target="_blank">a recent Reddit thread</a>, people shared the most embarrassing Google searches that don&#39;t have to do with porn, and it&#39;ll make you feel much better about your browsing history.</h2><p><span style="color: rgb(74, 74, 74); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">1. </span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/sautros/" style="font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.5em; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">sautros</a><span style="color: rgb(74, 74, 74); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.01em;"> needed some intel </span><span style="color: rgb(74, 74, 74); font-family: BlinkMacSystemFont, -apple-system, &quot;Segoe UI&quot;, Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, &quot;Fira Sans&quot;, &quot;Droid Sans&quot;, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 1.5em; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">on birds.</span></p><blockquote> <p>&quot;is a bird a mammal?&quot;</p> <p>I&#39;m doing an animal based degree and ashamedly had to google that when writing one of my later assignments.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Google&#39;s response was a quora.com box answer in big bold fonts that just said &quot;no, a bird is a bird&quot;</p> <p>Thanks Google.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/theyusedthelamppost/">theyusedthelamppost</a> still Googles their exes.</h2><blockquote> <p>The names of my exes.</p> </blockquote><h2>3. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/lionheart07/">lionheart07</a> needs pee related answers.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;Why did I pee myself? Not pregnant or old&quot;</p> <p>Edit; thank you everyone for the advice! No, I&#39;ve never had kids, yes I&#39;m a woman, no I wasnt asleep, I didnt even feel the urge to pee. I just all of a sudden <em>was</em></p> <p>I kind of just decided to ignore it for now and will go see a doc if it happens again. I&#39;m glad my top voted comment is about peeing myself!</p> </blockquote><h2>4. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/trolldoll420/">trolldoll420</a>&#39;s parents want to know who Justin is.</h2><blockquote> <p>It wasn&rsquo;t my search history, but I once went to my parents&rsquo; house and found &ldquo;Who is Justin Bieber?&rdquo; in their search bar.</p> </blockquote><h2>5. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/rhinofeet/">rhinofeet</a> got confused about time.</h2><blockquote> <p>Is noon am or pm.</p> </blockquote><h2>6. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Smiedro/">Smiedro</a> has a lot of bizarre facts up their sleeve.</h2><blockquote> <p>I was doing some dnd prep and it&rsquo;s comes up with some interesting things. &ldquo;How much do bones weigh&rdquo; &ldquo;how much surface area is the moon&rdquo; &ldquo;how much blood in a person&rdquo; &ldquo;how viscous is mud&rdquo; &ldquo;how many noodles for spaghetti&rdquo; &ldquo;can I live on lemonade and peanuts&rdquo; lots of random things. That I won&rsquo;t be sharing with anyone unless they are the entire internet.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/gglitchbbitch/">gglitchbbitch</a> is ready to vape baby tears.</h2><blockquote> <p>I looked up, &ldquo;Can you vape children tears&rdquo;</p> <p>Yes, yes you can.</p> </blockquote><h2>8. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/thechido370/">thechido370</a> forgot Obama&#39;s last name is Obama.</h2><blockquote> <p>Obama&#39;s last name.</p> </blockquote><h2>9. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/De-Nomolos/">De-Nomolos</a> spell checks themselves.</h2><blockquote> <p>How often I have to look up normal words to make sure I have spelled them correctly.</p> </blockquote><h2>10. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/l_am_very_sMaRt/">l_am_very_sMaRt</a> needs help with their ties.</h2><blockquote> <p>I still have to google how to tie a tie.</p> </blockquote><h2>11. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/silentNightSky/">silentNightSky</a> has done some embarrassing meta searches.</h2><blockquote> <p>I searched &ldquo;is Google down?&rdquo; on Google.</p> </blockquote><h2>12. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Cassy222/">Cassy222</a> asks the internet for self-love.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;How to be confident&quot;</p> </blockquote><p> </p><h2>13. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/GlassApricot9/">GlassApricot9</a> dreams of being rich.</h2><blockquote> <p>How much time I spend looking at random multi-million dollar houses on real estate websites.</p> </blockquote><h2>14. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Yeet_master42069/">Yeet_master42069</a> looked up HPV symptoms even though they&#39;re not sexually active.</h2><blockquote> <p>Symptoms of Hpv. Im a virgin</p> <p>Edit: wow I can&#39;t believe that my most upvoted thing on this shitty platform is about HPV</p> </blockquote><h2>15. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dallyingberet/">dallyingberet</a> uses Google for their healthcare job.</h2><blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m a health care provider. My google search history has symptoms and diagnoses. Yeah, sometimes I google your symptoms, too.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/BootlegPikachu0/">BootlegPikachu0</a> knows too much about blood.</h2><blockquote> <p>Melting point of blood.</p> </blockquote><h2>17. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ShabaDabaDo/">ShabaDabaDo</a> did a deep dive on wash cloths.</h2><blockquote> <p>How to use a wash cloth....</p> <p>All my life, I&#39;ve bathed by lathering up with just the soap bar. Then I saw a web video making fun of people who don&#39;t use wash cloths, so I relatively recently started experimenting with using a wash cloth. Though I haven&#39;t experienced enough of a difference to warrant the extra effort ( keeping clean ones on hand etc). Thinking maybe I was doing it wrong, tried looking up tutorials. Haven&#39;t found anything compelling enough, so far.</p> </blockquote><h2>18. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/dylskinator/">dylskinator</a> needed bono answers.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;What is Bono&#39;s first name&quot;</p> </blockquote><h2>19. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/philpalmer2/">philpalmer2</a> asks questions about their own career.</h2><blockquote> <p>Today I googled a KB to MB converter.</p> <p>I&rsquo;m a 25 year IT support professional...</p> </blockquote><h2>20. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/MagiPan/">MagiPan</a> hopes no one gets the wrong idea.</h2><blockquote> <p>I draw often, and I have difficulty drawing children&#39;s faces, so I have to draw more children so I can learn.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>So my search history consists of</p> <p>Child smiling Child angry Angry child Surprised child Cute baby Cute kid smiling Ugly baby Child wearing hat Baby in a basket Baby eyes Homeless children 3rd world children</p> <p>Etc.</p> <p>I get scared to let someone use my phone lest I have to explain myself.</p> </blockquote><h2>21. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/inomenata/">inomenata</a> still checks in on the basics.</h2><blockquote> <p>How many oz. Are in a cup. I&#39;ve been a professional chef for years and I forget that basic bitch stuff. Jayzus.</p> </blockquote><h2>22. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/jcforbes/">jcforbes</a> didn&#39;t like what they found.</h2><blockquote> <p>I ran a mile today as fast as I could and then googled to see what the average person is supposed to be able to do. Found out that I&#39;m 50% slower than expected for an &quot;in shape&quot; 50 year old. I&#39;m 34.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Edit: posted this right before I went to sleep, woke up to over 100 notifications. I&#39;ve never had more than like 10 before. Will start replying, guess I wont be bored today!</p> <p>Edit2: the FAQ edition.</p> <p>-I should clarify that &quot;run&quot; is probably the wrong word. I cant run the whole time, its brisk walking with bursts of running</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>-Im on a treadmill set to its maximum incline setting for the purpose of making it harder</p> <p>-The time was 15:01, narrowly missing my goal.</p> <p>-Goal isn&#39;t actually to be good at running, just trying to improve aerobic endurance so that I dont get winded at whatever sporty activity I decide to do on a given weekend.</p> </blockquote><h2>23. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/adeiner/">adeiner</a> wants to chill with the youths.</h2><blockquote> <p>How many times I google random Gen Z slang so I can pretend to be hip.</p> <p>Edit: Thank you, kind stranger!</p> </blockquote><h2>24. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/OverAster/">OverAster</a> checks on their boo.</h2><blockquote> <p>This chick I&#39;m with has an account on here, and every now and again I check to see if she&#39;s posting or commenting.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>It&#39;s not that I don&#39;t trust her, but she&#39;s rather closed off so I just wanna make sure she&#39;s not sad or anything. I wouldn&#39;t be too jazzed if she knew this.</p> </blockquote><h2>25. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/DTownForever/">DTownForever</a> has looked up the D word.</h2><blockquote> <p>&quot;What should I do if I want to divorce my husband.&quot;</p> <p>Yeah, I&#39;m not proud of it, but ... yeah.</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><h2> </h2><h2> </h2><h2> </h2><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

25 people share their most embarrassing google searches that aren't porn related.

Who among us hasn&#39;t anxiously cleared our browser history out of a paranoid fear that someone will find out our searches, and mock us endlessly?! While porn and sex-related searches can be revealing in one way, the most indicting and embarrassing browses are often far more dumb.Even the smartest among us has brain blips we attempt to cure with swift Google searches, and the data hoarders behind the curtain could write a burn book just listing people&#39;s silliest searches.In a recent Reddit thread, people shared the most embarrassing Google searches that don&#39;t have to do with porn, and it&#39;ll make you feel much better about your browsing history.1. sautros needed some intel on birds. &quot;is a bird a mammal?&quot; I&#39;m doing an animal based degree and ashamedly had to google that when writing one of my later assignments.  Google&#39;s response was a quora.com box answer in big bold fonts that just said &quot;no, a bird is a bird&quot; Thanks Google. 2. theyusedthelamppost still Googles their exes. The names of my exes. 3. lionheart07 needs pee related answers. &quot;Why did I pee myself? Not pregnant or old&quot; Edit; thank you everyone for the advice! No, I&#39;ve never had kids, yes I&#39;m a woman, no I wasnt asleep, I didnt even feel the urge to pee. I just all of a sudden was I kind of just decided to ignore it for now and will go see a doc if it happens again. I&#39;m glad my top voted comment is about peeing myself! 4. trolldoll420&#39;s parents want to know who Justin is. It wasn&rsquo;t my search history, but I once went to my parents&rsquo; house and found &ldquo;Who is Justin Bieber?&rdquo; in their search bar. 5. rhinofeet got confused about time. Is noon am or pm. 6. Smiedro has a lot of bizarre facts up their sleeve. I was doing some dnd prep and it&rsquo;s comes up with some interesting things. &ldquo;How much do bones weigh&rdquo; &ldquo;how much surface area is the moon&rdquo; &ldquo;how much blood in a person&rdquo; &ldquo;how viscous is mud&rdquo; &ldquo;how many noodles for spaghetti&rdquo; &ldquo;can I live on lemonade and peanuts&rdquo; lots of random things. That I won&rsquo;t be sharing with anyone unless they are the entire internet. 7. gglitchbbitch is ready to vape baby tears. I looked up, &ldquo;Can you vape children tears&rdquo; Yes, yes you can. 8. thechido370 forgot Obama&#39;s last name is Obama. Obama&#39;s last name. 9. De-Nomolos spell checks themselves. How often I have to look up normal words to make sure I have spelled them correctly. 10. l_am_very_sMaRt needs help with their ties. I still have to google how to tie a tie. 11. silentNightSky has done some embarrassing meta searches. I searched &ldquo;is Google down?&rdquo; on Google. 12. Cassy222 asks the internet for self-love. &quot;How to be confident&quot;  13. GlassApricot9 dreams of being rich. How much time I spend looking at random multi-million dollar houses on real estate websites. 14. Yeet_master42069 looked up HPV symptoms even though they&#39;re not sexually active. Symptoms of Hpv. Im a virgin Edit: wow I can&#39;t believe that my most upvoted thing on this shitty platform is about HPV 15. dallyingberet uses Google for their healthcare job. I&rsquo;m a health care provider. My google search history has symptoms and diagnoses. Yeah, sometimes I google your symptoms, too. 16. BootlegPikachu0 knows too much about blood. Melting point of blood. 17. ShabaDabaDo did a deep dive on wash cloths. How to use a wash cloth.... All my life, I&#39;ve bathed by lathering up with just the soap bar. Then I saw a web video making fun of people who don&#39;t use wash cloths, so I relatively recently started experimenting with using a wash cloth. Though I haven&#39;t experienced enough of a difference to warrant the extra effort ( keeping clean ones on hand etc). Thinking maybe I was doing it wrong, tried looking up tutorials. Haven&#39;t found anything compelling enough, so far. 18. dylskinator needed bono answers. &quot;What is Bono&#39;s first name&quot; 19. philpalmer2 asks questions about their own career. Today I googled a KB to MB converter. I&rsquo;m a 25 year IT support professional... 20. MagiPan hopes no one gets the wrong idea. I draw often, and I have difficulty drawing children&#39;s faces, so I have to draw more children so I can learn.  So my search history consists of Child smiling Child angry Angry child Surprised child Cute baby Cute kid smiling Ugly baby Child wearing hat Baby in a basket Baby eyes Homeless children 3rd world children Etc. I get scared to let someone use my phone lest I have to explain myself. 21. inomenata still checks in on the basics. How many oz. Are in a cup. I&#39;ve been a professional chef for years and I forget that basic bitch stuff. Jayzus. 22. jcforbes didn&#39;t like what they found. I ran a mile today as fast as I could and then googled to see what the average person is supposed to be able to do. Found out that I&#39;m 50% slower than expected for an &quot;in shape&quot; 50 year old. I&#39;m 34.  Edit: posted this right before I went to sleep, woke up to over 100 notifications. I&#39;ve never had more than like 10 before. Will start replying, guess I wont be bored today! Edit2: the FAQ edition. -I should clarify that &quot;run&quot; is probably the wrong word. I cant run the whole time, its brisk walking with bursts of running  -Im on a treadmill set to its maximum incline setting for the purpose of making it harder -The time was 15:01, narrowly missing my goal. -Goal isn&#39;t actually to be good at running, just trying to improve aerobic endurance so that I dont get winded at whatever sporty activity I decide to do on a given weekend. 23. adeiner wants to chill with the youths. How many times I google random Gen Z slang so I can pretend to be hip. Edit: Thank you, kind stranger! 24. OverAster checks on their boo. This chick I&#39;m with has an account on here, and every now and again I check to see if she&#39;s posting or commenting.  It&#39;s not that I don&#39;t trust her, but she&#39;s rather closed off so I just wanna make sure she&#39;s not sad or anything. I wouldn&#39;t be too jazzed if she knew this. 25. DTownForever has looked up the D word. &quot;What should I do if I want to divorce my husband.&quot; Yeah, I&#39;m not proud of it, but ... yeah.                     