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25 people share the most creative insults they've ever heard.

25 people share the most creative insults they've ever heard.

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The most devastating insults are often surprising, creative, and skewer our self-esteem in ways we couldn't predict.

Having someone call you "stupid" or "annoying" or "ugly" with no flourish is much easier to brush off, but having someone whip out their Masters in Creative Writing just to roast you is a vastly different experience. And as with all dynamics of dishing and taking, it's far more fun when you're the one doling out the insult.

People jumped on a popular Reddit thread to share the most creative insults they've heard or given, and it proves that the sky is the limit when it comes to hurting people's feelings.

1. From CheeseSamosas:

"You've gotta stop using your head as just a container for your teeth."

2. From Jingothejumper:

"You look like the kind of person who could fail a DNA test."

3. From DeliaKing:

I held the door open for an old Black woman at work one day (I am pasty white) and she looked at me dead in the eye and said "F*ck you mayonnaise monkey" and went through the door like I was not there.

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