Remember last winter when everyone vowed on their New Year's Eve party Instagram captions that 2020 was going to be "their year" because it's such a lovely, even, symmetrical number? Well yikes, looks like those "hindsight is 2020" glitter glasses and plastic champagne glasses were a little too real. It's probably safe to say 2020 isn't anyone's "year." It's not even the planet Earth's "year." (Except maybe it'll be Kanye West's if he becomes president)? Surprisingly, Kanye West running for president is definitely not the wildest thing to happen so far this year by any measure.
If 2020 was a food it would definitely be cheese that you have to cut the mold off of and then just go right back to eating. If 2020 was an outfit it would be a sleeveless turtleneck sweater that causes you neck to sweat and your arms to be cold. So, when Twitter user @starmagicsoul asked the internet what 2020 would be if it was an alcoholic drink, people were definitely ready to roast this blazing, wet dumpster fire of a year. Cheers!