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28 women share the dumbest thing someone said to them after sleeping together.

28 women share the dumbest thing someone said to them after sleeping together.

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The glowing moments right after sex can inspire the most bonding and memorable pillow talk, but they can also be moments of deep awkwardness, word vomit, and major foot-in-mouth.

Even the most grateful and happy of sexual partners has their mental blips, and those blips can transform post-coital moment from romantic to weird as hell. Luckily, some of these exchanges are so ridiculously bad they're funny again.

In a popular Reddit thread, women shared the dumbest things men have said right after sex, and these confirm just how much blood leaves our heads during the act.

1. From mizzlol:

I have a tattoo of the world on my back. This guy was f*cking me doggy style and pulled out to come on my back. He then exclaimed, “woah, there’s a tsunami in Australia!” I fell on my face laughing so hard.

2. From mentalinfiltration:

OOOH boy...I was hooking up with this guy in his on-campus apartment, which he shared with his brother. Brother wasn’t home, so we were doing the do with the bedroom door open (not smart anyway). Brother comes home in the middle of it, sees straight through the hallway into the room. He fumbles around and then leaves.

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