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<h2>5. Meghan Markle, because people are blaming her for the death of a 99-year-old man.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="A healthy reminder that she is with child." data-attribution="Shutterstock" height="2828" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/shutterstock1335905378-NEwtmd.jpg" width="4242" /></div> <figcaption>A healthy reminder that she is with child.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Shutterstock</div></figure><p>His Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Queen&#39;s beloved husband and cousin, passed away peacefully on April 9th at the age of 99. Within minutes of the announcement, Fox News blamed a nonagenarian&#39;s expiration on the stress of Meghan and Harry having spoken to Oprah.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brian Kilmeade connects the death of 99-year-old Prince Philip to Meghan Markle &amp; Prince Harry&#39;s Oprah interview: &quot;If you factor in this, there are reports that he was enraged after the interview ... Here he is trying to recover, and then he gets hit with that.&quot; <a href="https://t.co/tevB9ijMeH">pic.twitter.com/tevB9ijMeH</a></p>&mdash; Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) <a href="https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1380479641551581186?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>It&#39;s not just Fox News&mdash;the British press is <a href="https://www.celebitchy.com/710016/the_mail_really_asked_mourners_if_they_think_duchess_meghan_should_come_back/">centering Meghan in its In Memoriam coverage</a>, polling readers on whether the pregnant duchess should fly to the UK for the funeral. When it was announced that only Harry would be making the 11-hour trip from California to the island, the press framed it so Meghan seemed like the a-hole. The Sussex Squad was not having it, and called out publications one by one.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">....but heavily pregnant Meghan Markle, who lost a pregnancy last year, can not fly for funeral due to medical advice.<br><br>Fix your face <a href="https://twitter.com/Forbes?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Forbes</a> <a href="https://t.co/kcHINWZkEQ">https://t.co/kcHINWZkEQ</a></p>&mdash; Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1) <a href="https://twitter.com/SholaMos1/status/1381148231682420736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 11, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>Meghan-haters have suddenly become OB-GYNs through their sheer hatred of her, and are <a href="https://twitter.com/superscuba83/status/1381536155078909956?s=20">&quot;truthers&quot;</a> about the doctor&#39;s orders, failing to acknowledge that she had recently lost a pregnancy and also there&#39;s a pandemic going on.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So Meghan can’t fly to the U.K. for Philips funeral but had no issues flying to New York for a £500k baby shower at 8 months! <br><br>I highly doubt she’s welcome but being a sociopath she just doesn’t care, I hope Harry will see her true colours shine through over this. <a href="https://t.co/oFJgyncG4j">pic.twitter.com/oFJgyncG4j</a></p>&mdash; According2Taz (@superscuba83) <a href="https://twitter.com/superscuba83/status/1381536155078909956?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 12, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>While Meghan is being framed as a villain, the press is using the passing of Prince Philip as an opportunity to rehabilitate the reputation of Prince Andrew, who was ensnared in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal and <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/27/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-prince-andrew.html">refuses to cooperate with the FBI.</a></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">How is this man still walking around freely without answering the FBI but British peoples biggest concern is why heavily pregnant Meghan wont be attending the funeral 🖕🏼 <a href="https://t.co/qujs9lkX4W">https://t.co/qujs9lkX4W</a></p>&mdash; тaeĸιм⁷ (@_aaxm) <a href="https://twitter.com/_aaxm/status/1381226712789303301?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 11, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Now <em>that</em>&#39;s an interview that would be even juicier than the Oprah one.</p><hr /><h2>4. Journalist Matt Gertz, because he had to go on TV to say that he is not Matt Gaetz.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="A Public Service Announcement." data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1381269938606911498?s=20" height="383" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/eytbsblxiaw94bi-u5rQRv.jpg" width="680" /></div> <figcaption>A Public Service Announcement.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1381269938606911498?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><p>Matt Gertz, a journalist who keeps tabs on right wing &quot;firebrands&quot; like Matt Gaetz, had an important announcement to make: he is not the same person as the congressman currently under investigation for <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/30/us/politics/matt-gaetz-sex-trafficking-investigation.html">alleged sex trafficking.</a></p><p>Every time the congressman does something controversial, which is often, the journalist gets a taste of the opposition. Gertz&mdash;who I repeat, is not Gaetz&mdash;spends his days on Twitter telling people cursing at Gaetz that they tagged the wrong guy.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20" height="249" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/exxhquiw8aedzxs-ZRImCI.jpg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20" height="642" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/exxhwoawyaqsrtv-P2BYkv.jpg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20" height="647" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/exxhywgweamxasq-mr7nGh.jpg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20" height="224" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/exxhz08xeamtkix-Xzo6kS.jpg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/C_Sommerfeldt/status/1377054165944434695?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure></p><p>Our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone else who happened to have been named &quot;Jeffrey Epstein.&quot;</p><hr /><h2>3. Joe Jonas, because even his wife is singing about him being &quot;casually cruel.&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="&quot;Hello, Mrs. Perfectly Fine.&quot;" data-attribution="Shutterstock" height="1803" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/shutterstock1416526517-Ytxis5.jpg" width="2400" /></div> <figcaption>&quot;Hello, Mrs. Perfectly Fine.&quot;</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Shutterstock</div></figure><p>In what is being hailed as the most girlboss moment in intellectual property law history, Taylor Swift is re-recording her early music in order to <a href="https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2558914/taylor-swifts-re-recorded-albums-major-questions-we-have-about-them">control the rights.</a> Last Friday, Swift released her newly recorded version of 2008&#39;s <em>Fearless, </em>which famously has songs about her breakup with Joe Jonas. Tracks include the previously unrecorded &quot;Mr. Perfectly Fine,&quot; which Swift revived &quot;from the fault&quot; and includes some solid burns on Jonas, who broke up with her over the phone in <a href="https://www.teenvogue.com/story/taylor-swift-public-call-out-joe-jonas-ellen-breakup">&quot;like 27 seconds.&quot;</a></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2008 was a long time ago, and both Jonas and Swift have clearly landed on their feet, but the music is too good to resist. Even Sophie Turner, Jonas&#39;s wife, is boppin&#39; to the diss track.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Instagram" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/jonasxniall/status/1379817055285821443?s=20" height="679" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/eyyysnweaecto1-6AN3yU.jpg" width="382" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/jonasxniall/status/1379817055285821443?s=20">Instagram</a></div></figure><p>&quot;Mr. Perfectly Fine&quot; is now following Jonas everywhere, including in the reply from Walgreens to his and Turner&#39;s vaccine selfie.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Let’s (NOT) Get It! <a href="https://t.co/q2AydNdll0">pic.twitter.com/q2AydNdll0</a></p>&mdash; J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) <a href="https://twitter.com/joejonas/status/1380294367059963904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Walgreens/status/1380304129302532097" height="184" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2021-04-12-at-124318-pm-56Z0Zg.jpg" width="784" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Walgreens/status/1380304129302532097">Twitter</a></div></figure><p>Now Turner has the ultimate soundtrack whenever she and her husband have an argument.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">. Sophie Turner playing <br> Joe Jonas songs his ex wrote <br> about him <a href="https://t.co/SqGqVPExDi">pic.twitter.com/SqGqVPExDi</a></p>&mdash; myla (@haylorevolution) <a href="https://twitter.com/haylorevolution/status/1379917147846086659?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 7, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The floodgates have re-opened, and Swifties don&#39;t forget.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="pt" dir="ltr">Joe Jonas: <a href="https://t.co/ekeQYZWPsV">pic.twitter.com/ekeQYZWPsV</a></p>&mdash; Aritri Paul (@paulsmindpalace) <a href="https://twitter.com/paulsmindpalace/status/1380243054204919812?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 8, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me and the besties going to Joe Jonas&#39; house after listening to Forever and Always (Piano Version) (Taylor&#39;s Version) <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FearlessTaylorVersion?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#FearlessTaylorVersion</a> <a href="https://t.co/GzTI1pLgrw">pic.twitter.com/GzTI1pLgrw</a></p>&mdash; Emma Pinkham (@prettyinpinkham) <a href="https://twitter.com/prettyinpinkham/status/1380394779473801217?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 9, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>Swift may have moved on, but her fans haven&#39;t.</p><hr /><h2>2. The stoner who placed this order.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else <a href="https://t.co/AIy3Xlo8bj">pic.twitter.com/AIy3Xlo8bj</a></p>&mdash; cody 🦝 (@CdyRnkn) <a href="https://twitter.com/CdyRnkn/status/1380748098687836169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>More powerful than D.A.R.E. ads.</p><hr /><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>1. Whoever designed this logo.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I’m sorry....what kind of store?? <a href="https://t.co/oDoj87g3Of">pic.twitter.com/oDoj87g3Of</a></p>&mdash; mariana Z (@mariana057) <a href="https://twitter.com/mariana057/status/1380920583559516160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 10, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><p>When you see it...</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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5. Meghan Markle, because people are blaming her for the death of a 99-year-old man. A healthy reminder that she is with child. ShutterstockHis Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Queen&#39;s beloved husband and cousin, passed away peacefully on April 9th at the age of 99. Within minutes of the announcement, Fox News blamed a nonagenarian&#39;s expiration on the stress of Meghan and Harry having spoken to Oprah.Brian Kilmeade connects the death of 99-year-old Prince Philip to Meghan Markle &amp; Prince Harry&#39;s Oprah interview: &quot;If you factor in this, there are reports that he was enraged after the interview ... Here he is trying to recover, and then he gets hit with that.&quot; pic.twitter.com/tevB9ijMeH&mdash; Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 9, 2021 It&#39;s not just Fox News&mdash;the British press is centering Meghan in its In Memoriam coverage, polling readers on whether the pregnant duchess should fly to the UK for the funeral. When it was announced that only Harry would be making the 11-hour trip from California to the island, the press framed it so Meghan seemed like the a-hole. The Sussex Squad was not having it, and called out publications one by one.....but heavily pregnant Meghan Markle, who lost a pregnancy last year, can not fly for funeral due to medical advice.Fix your face @Forbes https://t.co/kcHINWZkEQ&mdash; Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu (@SholaMos1) April 11, 2021 Meghan-haters have suddenly become OB-GYNs through their sheer hatred of her, and are &quot;truthers&quot; about the doctor&#39;s orders, failing to acknowledge that she had recently lost a pregnancy and also there&#39;s a pandemic going on.So Meghan can’t fly to the U.K. for Philips funeral but had no issues flying to New York for a £500k baby shower at 8 months! I highly doubt she’s welcome but being a sociopath she just doesn’t care, I hope Harry will see her true colours shine through over this. pic.twitter.com/oFJgyncG4j&mdash; According2Taz (@superscuba83) April 12, 2021 While Meghan is being framed as a villain, the press is using the passing of Prince Philip as an opportunity to rehabilitate the reputation of Prince Andrew, who was ensnared in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal and refuses to cooperate with the FBI.How is this man still walking around freely without answering the FBI but British peoples biggest concern is why heavily pregnant Meghan wont be attending the funeral 🖕🏼 https://t.co/qujs9lkX4W&mdash; тaeĸιм⁷ (@_aaxm) April 11, 2021 Now that&#39;s an interview that would be even juicier than the Oprah one.4. Journalist Matt Gertz, because he had to go on TV to say that he is not Matt Gaetz. A Public Service Announcement. TwitterMatt Gertz, a journalist who keeps tabs on right wing &quot;firebrands&quot; like Matt Gaetz, had an important announcement to make: he is not the same person as the congressman currently under investigation for alleged sex trafficking.Every time the congressman does something controversial, which is often, the journalist gets a taste of the opposition. Gertz&mdash;who I repeat, is not Gaetz&mdash;spends his days on Twitter telling people cursing at Gaetz that they tagged the wrong guy.Twitter TwitterTwitterTwitterOur thoughts and prayers go out to everyone else who happened to have been named &quot;Jeffrey Epstein.&quot;3. Joe Jonas, because even his wife is singing about him being &quot;casually cruel.&quot; &quot;Hello, Mrs. Perfectly Fine.&quot; ShutterstockIn what is being hailed as the most girlboss moment in intellectual property law history, Taylor Swift is re-recording her early music in order to control the rights. Last Friday, Swift released her newly recorded version of 2008&#39;s Fearless, which famously has songs about her breakup with Joe Jonas. Tracks include the previously unrecorded &quot;Mr. Perfectly Fine,&quot; which Swift revived &quot;from the fault&quot; and includes some solid burns on Jonas, who broke up with her over the phone in &quot;like 27 seconds.&quot;2008 was a long time ago, and both Jonas and Swift have clearly landed on their feet, but the music is too good to resist. Even Sophie Turner, Jonas&#39;s wife, is boppin&#39; to the diss track.Instagram&quot;Mr. Perfectly Fine&quot; is now following Jonas everywhere, including in the reply from Walgreens to his and Turner&#39;s vaccine selfie.Let’s (NOT) Get It! pic.twitter.com/q2AydNdll0&mdash; J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) April 8, 2021 TwitterNow Turner has the ultimate soundtrack whenever she and her husband have an argument.. Sophie Turner playing  Joe Jonas songs his ex wrote  about him pic.twitter.com/SqGqVPExDi&mdash; myla (@haylorevolution) April 7, 2021 The floodgates have re-opened, and Swifties don&#39;t forget.Joe Jonas: pic.twitter.com/ekeQYZWPsV&mdash; Aritri Paul (@paulsmindpalace) April 8, 2021 Me and the besties going to Joe Jonas&#39; house after listening to Forever and Always (Piano Version) (Taylor&#39;s Version) #FearlessTaylorVersion pic.twitter.com/GzTI1pLgrw&mdash; Emma Pinkham (@prettyinpinkham) April 9, 2021 Swift may have moved on, but her fans haven&#39;t.2. The stoner who placed this order.I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else pic.twitter.com/AIy3Xlo8bj&mdash; cody 🦝 (@CdyRnkn) April 10, 2021 More powerful than D.A.R.E. ads.1. Whoever designed this logo.I’m sorry....what kind of store?? pic.twitter.com/oDoj87g3Of&mdash; mariana Z (@mariana057) April 10, 2021 When you see it...

5. Meghan Markle, because people are blaming her for the death of a 99-year-old man.   A healthy reminder that she is with child.   His Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Queen&#39;s beloved husband and cousin, passed away peacefully on...