5. Melania Trump, because she got busted for thirsting over Justin Trudeau. "Thees ees my husband, to whomst I am very attracted." ShutterstockMelania Trump emerged from her tanning bad to attend the G7 summit in France with her husband and the leaders of the world's six other biggest economies. Among the dignitaries is Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and the First Lady couldn't help but swoon, according to a snapshot. While the moment might look different in context, the internet's meme makers had fun with the perfectly timed photo.First lady Melania Trump kisses Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau during the #G7 family photo. See more from the summit: https://t.co/egM9MbRDpd via @ReutersPictures pic.twitter.com/rYnmpv137b— Reuters (@Reuters) August 26, 2019 Even if your "job" isn't to pretend that you share a bed with Donald Trump while being dispatched to promote his racist agenda, you'd be certainly to be star-struck over Prime Minister Trudeau, who is an objectively handsome lad. "Hey girl, let me whisper in your ear how diversity is our strength....in English, and in French." ShutterstockThe picture went viral, as people began tweeting #MelaniaLovesTrudeau in hopes of pissing Trump off. Melania loves Trudeau, and she's not the only one.Those Trump women are thirsty for Trudeau. I mean, can you blame them? #MelaniaLovesTrudeau pic.twitter.com/nNSUDY8Z10— The Maine Jess (@TheMaineJess) August 26, 2019 https://twitter.com/TravisSMcClain/status/1165958581423878144?s=20 Melania is ready to risk it all #Trudeau pic.twitter.com/lEz5sjuQBD— Loni Love (@LoniLove) August 26, 2019 There's no doubt that the president, who spends his life on Twitter despite having at least 7000 better things to do, has seen the memes, and if he ever actually spent time with his wife, would give her a stern talking-to about humiliating like this.And she'll be dreaming of Justin the whole time.4. Good Morning America's Lara Spencer, because she pissed off all of Broadway by making fun of Prince George. She's the one in the middle. ShutterstockLara Spencer hopes you have a good morning and that you accept her apology.The morning show host apologized for mocking the future King of England's love of ballet and sounding like one of the mean miners in Billy Elliot. On Thursday's "pop news" segment, Spencer discussed the curriculum at six-year-old George's posh school, which includes dance."He looks so happy about the ballet class," she said as photos of the kid flashed on screen. "Prince William says George absolutely loves ballet. I have news for you Prince William: We’ll see how long that lasts."Dancers were insulted that Spencer would imply that a boy is bound to hate dancing, as if there's something wrong and unmasculine about it. Famous dancers, including Derek Hough, were insulted by Spencer's tone and called her out for sounding like their childhood bullies."The tone and mockery towards dance is just dated, old and not relevant anymore. Those who mock don’t understand," Hough wrote. "I’m proud to be a dancer and I strongly encourage any, who would like to try. So if there are any young kids out there who have a passion to pursue dance, don’t be discouraged by those who might laugh or make fun, tease or taunt."https://www.instagram.com/p/B1hEfo6gJGr/Dancers and the people who loved them launched the #BoysDanceToo hashtag and tweeted at Spencer stories and videos of dancers who are men.Even Gene Kelly's widow was super pissed, writing an open letter to Spencer and calling the segment "disgraceful."The backlash was so powerful that Good Morning America dedicated today's show to Spencer's apology and righting the wrong, as the dance-skeptic sat down with three prominent ballet dancers and watched them lead a class in Times Square..@LaraSpencer apologizes for her comments about boys and dance and sits down with 3 celebrated ballet dancers: “It has been a true education for me.” pic.twitter.com/bYJUvVGaXK— Good Morning America (@GMA) August 26, 2019 To quote Tobias Fünke, why don't you start "jetée-ing" and stop "je-terrorizing" dancers?3. Joe Biden, because he plummeted down 13 points in the latest poll. Biden is officially behind Warren, smelling her neck. ShutterstockSince jumping into the race, former vice president Joe Biden was leading in the polls, primarily because people supported him because he was supported by the polls.The latest poll, however, shows Biden behind both big bank breaker-uppers Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, with the two progressive candidates tied at 20%. With Bernie and Warren at 20% compared to Biden's 19%, it is hardly an insurmountable lead, but the fact that Biden took a double-digit dive seems significant.New national Monmouth poll:Sanders: 20% (+6)Warren: 20% (+5)Biden: 19% (-13)!Harris: 8% (-)Booker: 4% (+2)Buttigieg: 4% (-1)Yang: 3% (+1)Castro: 2% (+2)O’Rourke: 2% (-1)Williamson: 2% (+1)— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) August 26, 2019 It's probably too early to tell whether or not Biden should be worried, but as Bernie Sanders knows, it's all about the one percent.2. The New Jersey woman accused of shoplifting a stroller and accidentally leaving behind her own baby.Share these photos lets catch the stroller thieves who are stealing with their children Middletown, New Jersey News 12 New Jersey Middletown Moms at HomePosted by Bambi Baby on Saturday, August 17, 2019ABC7 reports that two women in Middletown, New Jersey were caught on tape stealing a stroller, and accidentally left their DNA behind, in the form of a baby.The baby store manager (as in, it's a baby store, the manager is not a baby), described the vast conspiracy that went down last week."I had a couple of customers in the store, and then three women walked in behind another customer," he explained. "Two of them distracted me, and then one walked out with the stroller. And then a couple minutes later, one of them comes back in because they left their child in the store.""I (noticed the stroller was gone), however, I didn't want to jump to conclusions, so I definitely walked around the store first and then started checking the camera and then noticed the stroller had been taken," Justin told ABC7. "And then right before I called the cops, the girl had come walking back in to retrieve the child. And at that point after she had walked out, I said, 'Hey, I'm pretty sure you guys stole my stroller. I'd like it back.' And she just kind of ran off, and at that point I dialed 911."Police were able to identify two of the women from the security camera footage and arrested them.Hopefully they remembered to call a babysitter before going to jail.1. The mother-in-law who accidentally gave her son a massive floppy penis. View this post on Instagram “My mother-in-law thought it was a good idea to get a sculpture of this beautiful moment.” A post shared by Awkward Family Photos (@awkwardfamilyphotos) on Aug 24, 2019 at 10:00pm PDTA penis is worth a thousand words.While the Amazon is burning, let us take a moment to laugh at how funny it is that a silhouette supposed to commemorate an emotional proposal turned accidentally lewd and crude.You deserve it (unless you are Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro, whose privatization of the rainforest puts the entire planet at risk).
