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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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The people having the worst Mondays today are the victims of the two mass shootings. The gunman in Dayton, Ohio killed nine people in 30 seconds, The El Paso shooter was a white supremacist terrorist targeting a Hispanic community and left a manifesto that was product of putting Fox News's racist rants and the president's tweets in a violent blender.

In this column, we make fun of celebrities who still have it better in every conceivable way, while making fun of people who deserve it. Among the people who deserve to be torn apart are Mitch McConnell, and clearly gravity agrees.

5. Mitch McConnell, because he tripped and fractured his shoulder.

The shoulder knew it was being held to lift up rifles.
The shoulder knew it was being held to lift up rifles.
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