5. Armie Hammer, because he's getting called out for doing Saudi Arabian propaganda. You'd think he'd understand the social network having starred in the movie. ShutterstockCelebrities and other influencers are under fire (like Yemen) for doing sponsored content for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.Armie Hammer, Sofia Richie, Ryan Phillippe and other hot people Instagrammed over the weekend from the MDL Beast Festival in Riyadh, after being paid to do so by the Saudi government in their attempt to rebrand while committing massive human rights violations.Hope it was worth it @armiehammer Did you find Jamal Khashoggi’s body while you were there? pic.twitter.com/flmkSEYSuJ— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) December 22, 2019 Hammer recently starred in Call Me By Your Name, a gorgeous gay romance in which he and Timothée Chalamet have sex (and Chalamet also has sex with a peach, but that's neither here nor there). Homosexuality is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, as is speaking out against the government in any way, shape or form.Supermodel Emily Ratajkowski revealed that she turned down the opportunity to partake in the propaganda party, making it all the more embarrassing for the shameless party animals who did.Twitter: @EmrataDo these actors and models, who are already rich, need Saudi blood money to party?They should leave the pro-Saudia Arabia propaganda to Jared Kushner. 4. Bill Cosby, because he's complaining about Eddie Murphy's joke from prison. This famous rapist was once a comedian. ShutterstockOn Saturday night, Eddie Murphy returned to Saturday Night Live for the first time in 35 years, and in his monologue, he addressed how much the times have changed.Murphy mentioned that he now had 10 children, and "if you had told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring stay-at-home house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet. Who is America’s dad now?!"Back in the '80s, Cosby used to self-righteously criticize black comics like Eddie Murphy for doing dirty jokes, instead presenting himself as squeaky clean.While pretending to be "America's Dad" on stage, Cosby was committing horrific crimes behind the scenes, and over 35 women have come forward with their stories of how he drugged and raped them.Cosby's team did NOT like Murphy's joke, releasing a statement calling Murphy "a Hollywood slave," accusing him of joking about an imprisoned rapist for "click bait."https://www.facebook.com/billcosby/photos/a.10150394441499930/10157278952459930/?type=3&__xts__%5B0%5D=68.ARBYukH7KUNipS59PA0tYVubvM_eaea3TCIJV6GeDuyAeecCVj45A8s6gf5dEIYuqPu3tBI3aESxe4-mWqWHDQTwj55mSbxdp-zy-MqoziS41jog7Tgpy7EET_V3OXmm4JyYnZWvMVQ7mJP0WZ0v4OQJErrW6AmoUlbOnaeAa0ZUmq_qQYVrBrtoHTbvdWW4nCGby0rZ7kGeOuyRZ4_zuQWdYSg24DIMrQyn0qCey-F3FueylY-KieFVXlUSM2Y5Fk8DJrPC9i2BWx8ry4JtwfwcRtozvqvO5dtBFzDdr5GYdT9SeXIeB_v7XB5zbci7Dt0gInid4MNHNnFWXBGK&__tn__=-RYou know what's worse than a joke with swears in it? Rape.3. JJ Abrams, because everybody hated his Star War. "I have a bad feeling about this." Shutterstock$175.65 million might sound like a lot of money in this galaxy, but in a galaxy far, far away, it's considered peanuts.Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker opened last Thursday night, providing the conclusion to the Skywalker Saga 42 years after it began with A New Hope. The notoriously cranky fans were unhappy with the movie, and it wasn't just because women talk, which was their problem with The Last Jedi. The box office was considered a disappointment by Star Wars standards, and critics panned the movie, leading to its rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes. absolutely cannot breathe, this is the funniest video i've ever seen https://t.co/csu5qQlsKE— essie (@esthermirirose) December 18, 2019 Fans place the blame squarely on the shoulders of director JJ Abrams, who co-wrote the screenplay, taking the reins from The Last Jedi's Rian Johnson and throwing Johnson down the reactor shaft like Vader killed Palpatine...or so we thought.us to jj abrams pic.twitter.com/LW8r4JW2mu— Alison Herman (@aherman2006) December 22, 2019 J.J. truly outdid himself in hackery and cynicism, incredible— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) December 19, 2019 Rian Johnson: the force is all around us, it doesn’t belong to any single person or ideology. the force is a part of everyone and a powerful force user can come from anywhere JJ Abrams: the force is stored in the balls— Keifer (@DannyVegito) December 21, 2019 Abrams responded to criticism of the film by essentially saying that there are very fine people on both sides: “I’d say [the film’s critics are] right. The people who love it more than anything are also right. We knew going in—I was asked just seven hours ago, ‘So how do you go about pleasing everyone?’ and I was like ‘What?’ Not to say that that should be what anyone tries to do anyway, but how would one even go about it? Especially with Star Wars.” Lucky for Abrams, he is not alone in facing the wrath of nerds for the way in which he chose to wrap up a beloved franchise. He, David Benioff, and D.B. Weiss are currently hiding from the public in a bunker made of money.2. Everyone involved with Cats, because it's a bomb that's still getting groomed. Taylor Swift looking at the reviews. ShutterstockNearly everybody who knew about Cats and movies thought that a Cats movie was a bad idea...and this weekend they were proven right.The furry fantasia on jellicle themes made $6.5 million at the domestic box office, which is abysmal in the context of its $100 million price tag.Critics and viewers were turned off by the terrifying CGI, and after release, the creative team is still trying to make fixes. The Hollywood Reporter reports that thousands of theatres "will be receiving an updated version of Tom Hooper’s troubled film with 'some improved visual effects.'"https://twitter.com/jenelleriley/status/1208659588414758912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1208659588414758912&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebitchy.com%2F646123%2Fcats_bombed_at_the_box_office_the_director_sent_a_new_version_out_to_theaters%2FHopefully that updated version includes Jason Derulo's previously edited-out bulge. 1. The guy who accidentally shot himself in the leg while trying to steal a puppy.Puppy for Sale Turned to Robbery - https://t.co/bjhPYsKcrb pic.twitter.com/VT6TOsV2Lj— Peel Regional Police (@PeelPolice) December 21, 2019 Karma came for a guy in Canada who shot himself in the leg after fleeing with a puppy he stole at gunpoint.CBC News reports that the precious puppy is a nine-week-old purebred American bulldog named Tarzan, and when his owner arranged to sell him, the dude whipped out a gun.The would-be thief's injury's are non-life-threatening, so we can laugh about it.Looks like his dog days are over.
