5. Emilia Clarke, because she's being punished this awards season for Daenerys's war crimes. When you play the Golden Globes, you win or you die. ShutterstockUnless your name is David Benioff or D.B. Weiss, odds are that you were disappointed with the Game of Thrones finale. The team attempted to wrap up seven years of story in just six episodes, leaving dozens of plotlines unresolved and abandoning character development like it's one of Craster's incest babies. While the Emmy Awards still felt inclined to give Game of Thrones awards for being Game of Thrones, the Golden Globes are way less generous.The show wasn't nominated for Best Drama Series, which is completely understandable. Fans are pissed, however, that Emilia Clarke and her expert face acting were left out. We know that the Globes do recall the existence of the show because Kit Harington was nominated for Best Actor. Kit Harington, who spent the entire season pouting and saying "she's my QUEEN."Emilia Clarke deserves every single recognition for her work this finale season of Game Of Thrones. I don’t see why she’s being robbed continuously by every award shows. If she will not win at least give the recognition she deserved. pic.twitter.com/O55Ye8bsED— Emilia Clarke Things (@cIarkethings) December 9, 2019 Daenerys deserved a more detailed descent into fascist madness, but that's not Clarke's fault. Awards season is dark and full of errors.4. Marianne Williamson, because Trump hasn't pardoned Charles Manson...yet. Marianne Williamson, the Hillary Clinton of Gwyneth Paltrows ShutterstockPresidential candidate Marianne Williamson is giving hope to little girls everywhere that they too can grow up to spread conspiracy theories, granted they haven't died from a preventable disease because people like Williamson told their parents not to vaccinate them. The aspiring crackpot-in-chief took to Twitter last night to share her dismay over Donald Trump's posthumous presidential pardon of his fellow cult leader Charles Manson, a thing that did not happen.TwitterThere's no need to make up new controversies—Trump has done dozens of terrible things. Enough terrible things that people see headlines like "Trump Pardons Charles Manson" and don't immediately assume it's a dumb lie.The headline came from a site called "Moron Majority," which makes Williamson's gullibility a little (a lot) on the nose.It comes from a site called Moron Majority. https://t.co/dEhsdBpBN8— Neil McMahon (@NeilMcMahon) December 9, 2019 Williamson later corrected the record, writing, "I erroneously tweeted that President Trump had posthumously pardoned Charles Manson. Glad [sic] To have been wrong."Is She gLad she's wrong about Capitalization, too?3. Republican impeachment attorney Steve Castor, because he sucks at his job.The entire impeachment hearing room is laughing at Castor. pic.twitter.com/olnq3QgLV5— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) December 9, 2019 If the impeachment inquiry into Donald Trump's attempt to bribe Ukraine taught us one thing, it's how to pronounce "Kyiv." And if it taught us a second thing, it's that Republican subservience to Trump it's that people who sign up to work for Donald Trump ain't the sharpest tools in the shed.The House Judiciary Committee hosted a hearing today to discuss the evidence collected on Trump's behavior towards Ukraine. While Democrats were focused on Trump's behavior, Republicans focused on the Democrats' behavior. I cannot stress enough that Steve Castor is a complete embarrassment. This is just painful to watch. pic.twitter.com/VqdJvLWjLL — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 9, 2019 Republicans' lawyer takes his job so seriously, he showed up to his televised hearing with his notes in a reusable shopping bag. He hadn't appeared to have read his grocery binders, because multiple times, the Democrats' lawyer had to explain to him facts about his own report.Steve Castor’s briefcase pic.twitter.com/bvepaoBrEy— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) December 9, 2019 Democratic counsel Barry Berke cited a testimony in which a Pence aide said that she viewed Trump's request to get dirt on Joe Biden as "political in nature.""Did you leave that out of your report: yes or no?" Berke asked. After fumbling around for an answer, Berke said, "I'm telling you you did," to which Castor shrugged and said "okay," and the hearing room erupted in laughter. "I'm telling you, you did" -- Barry Berke schools Steve Castor pic.twitter.com/rheAdVIrNa — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 9, 2019 It's likely not ideal for the Republicans that their chosen counsel has become the hearing's comic relief, but it's definitely fun for watchers of C-SPAN.2. Liam Hemsworth, because Miley Cyrus is subtweeting him with a tattoo. Tattoos are permanent—unlike marriages. ShutterstockThere's passive-aggressive, and then there's tattoo-aggressive. Miley Cyrus got "Freedom" tattooed above her knuckles, and people can't help but wonder if it's about her divorce.Tattoo artist Daniel Winter posted the pic to his Instagram, and it's the opposite of subtle. View this post on Instagram FREEDOM #freedom #mothersdaugter #mileycyrus #singleneedle #delicatelysharp #tattoo A post shared by winterstone (@winterstone) on Dec 7, 2019 at 11:00am PSTShe's just being Miley.1. Jimmy.Live from the Denver Airport: pic.twitter.com/JxJ9rKFtiX— Ryan S. Clark (@ryan_s_clark) December 8, 2019 Congratulations to Denver Area Man Jimmy, who is going to be a father, whether he likes it or not.Sports reporter Ryan S. Clark shared a picture of a pregnant woman at the Denver Airport with a sign saying "JIMMY its [sic] your baby, you can't ignore me forever." The scandal is more than just the woman's use of "its" rather than the proper contraction "it's."Jimmy, please report to departures to board your plane directly to Maury Povich's studio.
