5. Rob Lowe, because his indecisive hat at a football game became a huge meme. "We're supposed to pick a side?" ShutterstockRob Lowe hopes that both teams have fun.The actor and disconcertingly beautiful man attended the NFC Championship game last night, and rather than root for the 49ers or the Packers, he expressed his general support for the game of football with his headwear.Lowe's hat featured the NFL logo, and only the NFL logo, because that way, his team was guaranteed to win.Rob Lowe just rooting for a good game and success of the league pic.twitter.com/bPERC9oCGa— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 20, 2020 It's a very Chris Traeger move of him to say that the real winner of the football game is the multi-billion dollar corporation that made money along the way. Lowe was mocked with memes for this incredibly dorky move.A LIDS EMPLOYEE, ONE WEEK AGO: Are you sure, sir? No one's ever bought that one before. It's kinda just for display.ROB LOWE: pic.twitter.com/dxsNYJuJIp— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) January 20, 2020 Rob Lowe loves all 32 teams equally pic.twitter.com/RF9asBb2tA— Curtis Rogers (@AKidFromKent) January 20, 2020 Brown coat guy: big football fan? Rob Lowe: Yup! BG: Who you got, Pack or Niners? Lowe: Yes. pic.twitter.com/3jmMcyqNWZ— Avry's Sports Show (@Avry) January 20, 2020 Lowe saw the memes, and was glad he succeeded to entertain, unlike his friends on Team Football.I didn’t expect my hat to be the most interesting part of this game! https://t.co/F54cTppe7C— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) January 20, 2020 Indecision was theme of the night, as just a few hours later, The New York Times rolled out their own version of the Generic NFL Hat: A generic endorsement for Both Of The Women Still In The Democratic Primary (that's Senators Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren for the people who have been successful in tuning the circus out).If only there could be two presidents and two Super Bowl winners, then none of these takes would be cop-outs.4. Donald Trump, because his trial starts tomorrow. "Why can't we just settle this one out of court too?" ShutterstockTomorrow, the President of the United States (that's Donald Trump, for the people who have been successful in tuning the circus out) will begin his trial in the Senate having been impeached in the House for Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress. Unfortunately for him, he can't pull off the same move he used in his past lawsuits including Trump Taj Mahal, Trump Miami Resort Management, and Trump Productions LLC and settle out of court.Even though Trump and his allies claim that impeachment is unconstitutional, it is written into the Constitution under Article II Section 4. While Trump is almost certain to get acquitted because of the partisan makeup of the Senate, he still can't stop the trial from proceeding and likely flooding the airwaves.This historic event might just be the most closely-watched trial since The People vs. OJ Simpson, and like the OJ trial, this one's got Alan Dershowitz.Trump himself is preparing for the event by threatening to block witnesses, calling impeachment "frivolous" and "dangerous," and tweeting some of his greatest hits:USA! USA! USA!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 20, 2020 Stay tuned for the inevitable all-caps "WITCH HUNT!"3. The high fashion hairstylist who apologized for these ugly and appropriative cornrow wigs. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Diet Prada ™ (@diet_prada) on Jan 18, 2020 at 4:16am PST The high-end clothing brand Comme des Garçons was blasted for its Paris Fashion Week runway show in which white dudes in cornrow wigs looked like they lost a bet.Whether it was on-purpose to generate angry comments or simply in an oversight for sore eyes, we can all agree that this dudes look like idiots from the head down.https://twitter.com/ira/status/1218339497873526784?s=20Hairstylist Julien d'Ys should have taken the time to look up both the history and implications of appropriating black hairstyles, and what white dudes look like in cornrows. They all look like N*SYNC-era Justin Timberlake, and not in a good way. View this post on Instagram Dear all, My inspiration for the comme des garçons show was Egyptian prince A Look i found truly beautiful and inspirational. A look that was an hommage. Never was it my intention to hurt or offend anyone , ever. If I did I deeply apologize. ❤️ Julien d’Ys A post shared by juliendys (@juliendys) on Jan 18, 2020 at 8:59am PSTd'Ys apologized on Instagram, and insisted that his inspiration was "Egyptian prince," not "Person of Color who was fired and/or harassed because of their braids."The only way the hairstyle would make sense is if all those male models were actually nine-year-old girls on Winter Break in the Bahamas with their parents who don't know any better. Now that's fashion.2. The guy accused of stealing guns from his grandparents' home during his grandmother's funeral. "On the bright side: At least skipping Grandma's funeral isn't the worst thing I did today." Vanderburgh County JailA 26-year-old man in Evansville, Indiana went from Bad Grandson to worse when he skipped his grandmother's funeral to pay a visit to her house—and steal stuff.The grandfather had just arrived home after his wife's funeral to find that his guns were gone, and he told the police that "his grandson, 26-year-old Cameron Reine, was the only family member not at the funeral, and he knew the alarm and safe codes and location of the keys."Grandpa told the cops that Cameron had stolen from him before, and while Cameron initially denied taking the guns, he later admitted that he took someone because he owes someone money.What an efficient way to disrespect both grandparents in one day!1. The dentist who was found guilty of pulling a tooth while hoverboarding.Congratulations, World's Worst Grandson: an even stupider person committed an even stupider crime.Former Alaska dentist Seth Lookhart was found guilty of 46 counts including reckless endangerment after filming himself pulling out a sedated patient's tooth while rolling around on an electronic two-wheeler.Lookhart filmed himself yanking the tooth and then throwing his hands up in the air, and sent it to eight friends with the joke, “new standard of care."Even his lawyer thinks that the guy is a frickin' idiot. According to The Anchorage Daily News, "It’s unacceptable and you can be assured that when I agreed to represent him, I got in his face and told him what I thought about him for doing this, which I think needed to be done."While there's never a good time for an adult to be on a hoverboard, during a medical procedure is objectively the worst time.Doc Brown from Back To The Future did not invent them to be abused like this.
