5. Melania Trump, because she was shaded by Miranda Priestly Anna Wintour. "I don't know her." ShutterstockFor a fashion model-turned-fascism model like Melania Trump, Anna Wintour is the queen. Melania likely looks up to the editor-in-chief of Vogue even more than she looks up to Eva Braun.In an interview with The Economist about the intersection of politics and fashion, Wintour not only declined to discuss Melania, but opted to praise Michelle Obama instead."[Melania] I think, very consciously, wanted to see herself as an ambassador for British fashion, in this case, or a transatlantic ambassador," The Economist's Anne McElvoy explained. "Do you value that?""Well, I think First Lady Michelle Obama really was so incredible in every decision she made about fashion," Wintour answered. "She supported young American designers. She supported designers, indeed, from all over the world. She was the best ambassador this country could possibly have in many ways, obviously, way beyond fashion."Which first lady wore the role best? Anna Wintour talks politics and fashion with @AnneMcElvoy on “The Economist asks” podcast https://t.co/0mHlLjtf06 pic.twitter.com/gIoUpd3teo— The Economist (@TheEconomist) July 21, 2019 "But she's not the first lady now," McElvoy replied. "So what about the one you've got now?""To me, [Obama] is the example that I admire," Wintour said. *looks to the camera like Jim on The Office* CNNIt's an extremely small thing that doesn't improve the quality of life for immigrant children, but we'll take these little bursts of joy at Trumps' expense where we can.4. Senator Kamala Harris, because she's facing the wrath of Swifties. Elizabeth Warren would never. ShutterstockThere's a beef tearing America apart and no, it's not the Democratic primary: it's Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun. Earlier this month, Swift took to Tumblr to express her disgust and dismay that thrugh a corporate merger, her life's work is now owned by Braun, who represents Justin Bieber and "bullied" her throughout the Kanye feud.Braun hosted a fancy fundraiser for Harris at his $20 million mansion, and it was crashed by his clients Katy Perry, Demi Lovato, and Ariana Grande. View this post on Instagram Tag the fierce women in your life. A post shared by Kamala Harris (@kamalaharris) on Jul 22, 2019 at 6:51am PDT(Unrelated, but Ariana Grande wore a sweatshirt to meet a senator? Does she really only own oversized sweatshirts?)Harris's decision to align herself with Braun might just affect the primary.@KamalaHarris please don’t do a fundraiser with @scooterbraun you will lose a lot of votes to @ewarren I want to support you but cannot if you associate with a bully and misogynist #IStandWithTaylor @taylornation13 why don’t you reach out to her instead!— Lele OG (@sandiegoleah) July 19, 2019 If @KamalaHarris thinks this will get her votes she is delusional and @scooterbraun is a thief who uses these women to advance his bank account just like Kamala used a man to advance her career.— Millie James 🎃👻💀 (@pomeranianluvv) July 21, 2019 @Kamala why? He is disgusting and please follow the money that he jsss to purchase Big Machine and Taylor Swift’s life’s work. He’s shady at best. Please don’t attend this. — Stacy (@blumes15) July 18, 2019 The Taylor Swift voting block wasn't enough to get a Democrat elected senator in Tennessee, but there are Swifties who vote in all fifty states (and Puerto Rico).3. The Mountie who discussed a double murder as a cat. A jellicle homicide. The only display of humanoid cats that's worse than the Cats trailer was during a press conference about two "suspicious" deaths.The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in British Columbia apologized after the livestream of their press conference about an American woman and Australian man found dead was posted with the cat filter on.Chynna Noelle Deese, 24, and her boyfriend, Lucas Robertson Fowler, 23, were tragically discovered shot and killed in their car on a remote highway, as explained by a woman with whiskers and cat ears.The B.C. RCMP are giving a press conference on the two people murdered on the Alaska Highway, and they have the cat ear filter on. pic.twitter.com/j8GvkvKA4u— Tyler Dawson (@tylerrdawson) July 19, 2019 Whoever switched the filter is likely feeling even sorrier than the average Canadian today.2. The Waffle House bandit, because he still can't afford better wigs. He should rob a wig store next. DeKalb County Police Police in Georgia are on the hunt for a robber who is likely guilty of both actual crimes and fashion crimes.The guy recently wore a wig looking like Meryl Streep's character in Big Little Lies and passed a note to a Waffle House employee demanding they "pass all the money." WSB-TV reports that the would-be wig-snatcher "has robbed several Waffle Houses, two drugstores and a bank while wearing the wigs."https://www.facebook.com/DekalbCountyPoliceCenterPrecinct/posts/1971671096266431If they want to find him, the police should check out local meetings of the—wait for it—Whig party.1. James Cameron, because Avengers: Endgame officially sunk Avatar. His heart will go on. ShutterstockCongratulations to a Disney property for beating out another Disney property in the race for a gazillion dollars!This weekend, Avengers: Endgame officially become the most financially successful movie of all time, beating out Avatar for capitalism's highest honor. Seeing as nobody can name a single character, plot point, or line from Avatar, that stat was all it had going for it.We'll always have Titanic.
