5. Taryn Manning from Orange is the New Black, because she slammed her show and castmates and called it a hack. Time to search for the REAL poster. ShutterstockPennsatucky is pissed.While you were bingeing the final season of the game-changing Netflix series, Taryn Manning took to Instagram to say that the show ruined her life. The manic rant was quite scary—and days later she deleted it and claimed that she was hacked."This show hurt me more than anything has in my life and if this is what I have to do to push what I stand for I will," Manning/the hacker wrote. "I have to speak out before anything happens to me. F— fame! This show hurt humans. You will never truly know but many were hurt!"Manning accused her management team of abandoning her when she was being harassed online. She ended her caption with, "Not one cast member cares about me. Just watch."InstagramWhen Lori Petty, who plays Lolly, replied, "Hey. I love you," Manning's alleged hacker posted a lengthy response to tell Petty that she's not like the other girls."Thx bubs I know you do. And I love you. I am giving up everything to speak on how awful this career is and how awful we are treated. How I never knew if I was coming back yet I had seven optional seasons. How I didn’t even know how to plan my life, organise anything cause everything was a secret. Self serving bulls***, for whatever sick agenda," she commented. "How some of the most dear characters were just not there anymore. My pals. F*** this show."Yesterday, Manning returned to the 'gram and announced that "her account was epically hacked," and she is sorry. View this post on Instagram #love A post shared by Taryn Manning (@tarynmanning) on Jul 28, 2019 at 2:26am PDTThe hacker should be sent to prison...and there should be a show about it.4. Rev. Al Sharpton, because he's Trump's black target of the day. "Well that explains my Twitter mentions." ShutterstockTrump's Twitter going into 2020 is an advent calendar of racism with a new black target every day. Yesterday, it was Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), the Oversight Committee Chairman who recently authorized subpoenas for senior White House aides' communications, including Ivanka "BUT HER EMAILS!" Trump's use of a private email account for official White House business.Today, Trump has directed his Twitter missile at the reverend Al Sharpton, who was headed to Baltimore to refute Trump's claims that Rep. Cummings' district in Baltimore is Hades.Not even pretending anymore that he isn't trying to incite a race war, Trump declared that Sharpton "hates Whites & Cops!)" It must suck to wake up on a Monday morning and find that the president is harsher towards you than he is to literal dictators.Sharpton, for his part, had a good burn, because that's what politics is all about: trading barbs."I made trouble for him with Central Park. I made trouble with him for birtherism. I'm going to keep making trouble for bigots." Sharpton said of Trump's attacks on him."If he really thought I was a 'con man' he'd be nominating me for his cabinet https://t.co/8HcdpSsklL pic.twitter.com/XHoAb8MMgT— POLITICO (@politico) July 29, 2019 "If he really thought I was a 'con man' he'd be nominating me for his cabinet," he said. Nice!3. The cop who forgot that he took a bite out of a sandwich. Reality bites. WTHRSpeaking of cops, a police officer in Indiana accused a McDonald's worker of taking a bite out of his McChicken as an act of civil disobedience. After an investigation, the Marion County Sheriff's Office cracked the case, and the bite was an inside job: the officer ate the sandwich himself.An actual investigation took place, followed by an actual statement to an actual reporter. The sheriff's officer told WTHR: The employee took a bite out of the sandwich upon starting his shift at the Marion County Jail, then placed it in the refrigerator in a break room. He returned nearly seven hours later having forgotten that he had previously bitten the sandwich. He wrongly concluded that a McDonald’s restaurant employee had tampered with his food because he is a law enforcement officer. Sorry, dude. While it would be fun to be a victim for once, the only thing you're a victim of is McChicken.2. The "Pink Lady Bandit," because she's been arrested by the FBI. Circe Baez and her suspected accomplice, not affiliated with the girl gang from "Grease." Pitt County Sheriff's OfficePolice in Charlotte, North Carolina arrested 35-year-old Circe Baez and her 38-year-old suspected accomplice, 38-year-old Alexis Morales, after they allegedly committed a string of bank robberies on the East Coast.Baez was nicknamed the "Pink Lady Bandit" by the FBI because she would strut up to bank tellers demanding money with a "distinctive pink handbag." Over a span of a week, Baez, Morales, and her handbag allegedly robbed at least four banks from Pennsylvania to Delaware to North Carolina.The #PinkLadyBandit struck again in NC. She hit a bank in Hamlet yesterday. The #FBI is offering a reward of up to $10,000. The same suspect has robbed banks in at least 3 states. @FBIPhiladelphia @FBIBaltimore Help us identify her and get her into custody safely. pic.twitter.com/H8fOAjoaeg— FBI Charlotte (@FBICharlotte) July 27, 2019 There are worse things she could do. 1. Armie Hammer, because a toe-sucking video has people questioning his parenting. When you're so handsome, people forget you're named after baking soda. ShutterstockA video of Armie Hammer's two-year-old son sucking the actor's toes left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.Hammer posted the video to his Instagram story with the hashtag "#footfetishonfleek," which is also my review of the new Quentin Tarantino movie.For some reason, Hammer shared it with the world. In the video, you can hear somebody, presumably his wife Elizabeth Chambers say "this is not normal." View this post on Instagram Armie Hammer is trending because of this video of his young son sucking his toes. And the actor shared it on Instagram with a very colorful caption. Inappropriate or funny?? Thoughts??? Cameo.com/PerezHilton A post shared by 🧿 Perez Hilton 🧿 (@theperezhilton) on Jul 27, 2019 at 9:00pm PDTThe video went viral, because we are a bored species. Perez Hilton shared it on his Instagram, and Chambers defended her husband in a now-deleted comment.InstagramKids are weird and do weird things, but because they have Instagram, adults are even weirder.
