5. Ryan Seacrest, because nobody wanted to talk to him. American idle. gettyThere was a lot of talk of Time's Up at last night's Oscars, with a few glaring examples of how much work the industry has to do to catch up to women. Gary Oldman, who was accused of beating his ex-wife with a telephone in front of their children, won Best Actor. Kobe Bryant, who settled a rape allegation in civil court, is now an Academy Award winner for Best Animated Short.And speaking of Animated Shorts, Ryan Seacrest, who was accused of sexual harassment by his former stylist, was stationed on the red carpet by E!, and not everyone was into the stop-and-chat. In an awesome act of defiance, most A-listers decided to shrug him off, because who wants to talk to Seacrest anyway?Ryan Seacrest is about the fourth spot on the carpet. His team was not pleased when I took a photo of him. #Oscars pic.twitter.com/6s9HC8GGT1— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) March 4, 2018 A star that did face the Seacrest monster was Taraji P. Henson, who sure seemed to place a hex upon his house. Fifty shades of shade. giphyThough time wasn't up for Seacrest this year, by failing to get a lot of good interviews, Seacrest might just be over come the Oscars in 2019.Boy, bye.4. Donald Trump, because he had his campaign correspondences subpoenaed by Robert Mueller. The Grand Old Party meets the Grand Old Jury. gettyLast night, while everybody was busy watching the Oscars' many, many montages, NBC News confirmed a huge scoop first reported by Axios: The grand jury investigating alleged collusion between Russia and Donald Trump's presidential campaign has sent a witness a subpoena seeking all documents involving the president and a host of his closest advisers, according to a copy of the subpoena reviewed by NBC News. According to the subpoena, which was sent to a witness by special counsel Robert Mueller, investigators want emails, text messages, work papers, telephone logs and other documents going back to Nov. 1, 2015, 4½ months after Trump launched his campaign... The subpoena indicates that Mueller may be focused not just on what Trump campaign aides knew and when they knew it, but also on what Trump himself knew. Actual footage of Trump and associates being subpoenaed. giphyPeople familiar with the mechanics of criminal investigations tweeted about just how big a deal this is.This tells us the following:-Mueller knows a lot we don't know-Investigation is not ending anytime soon-Flynn, Papadopoulos and Gates interacted with many of the people listed & those 3 are cooperating with Mueller-Perhaps there is another reason Hope Hicks suddenly resigned https://t.co/clVuLgQqxO— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) March 5, 2018 And several targets never took up a position in the White House, suggesting this particular subpoena isn’t about obstruction. The inclusion of Roger Stone, who had foreknowledge of the Podesta leaks, indicates this could be about potential collusion.— Ned Price (@nedprice) March 5, 2018 4/ The bigger takeaway is that everyone listed on the subpoena (including Trump) is someone Mueller is interested in. That indicates the breadth of his investigation. /end— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) March 5, 2018 Is being forced to turn over documents to the special counsel bad news for Trump? I think so!Does the suggestion that this portion of the investigation is focusing on possible collusion rather than obstruction of justice something that should make him sh*t his pants? Totally!Is the suggestion that a large variety of people associated with the Trump campaign have precarious things to reveal and it would be illegal for them not to comply! Absolutely!To that, I say:giphy3. The surgeon who performed brain surgery on the wrong patient, because he performed brain surgery on the wrong patient. Oopsies!A neurosurgeon in Nairobi, Kenya done made a little goof. Thanks to a mix up at the hospital with some name tags, the doc opened the wrong skull to remove a blood clot. The dude whose head he ended up cutting open simply needed nursing and medication to heal the trauma swelling in his head.The team only discovered the mistake hours into the surgery, where deep into the dude's open head, they didn't see the blood clot they were supposed to remove.The Daily Nation reports that this adorable, slapstick switcheroo has gotten the neurosurgeon, the ward nurse, theater receiving nurse, and the anesthetist suspended, because hospitals don't appreciate this type of comedy gold.2. Henry Cavill, because he just found out that he died. RIP, Henry. gettyDearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say our goodbyes to Henry Cavill, the beautiful hunk of man meat who has apparently left this earth to return to his home planet of Krypton.The absolute Adonis crafted by the gods discovered today that he has been dead since Saturday, and insists that it is fake news. View this post on Instagram When you learn that you died 2 days ago.... A post shared by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Mar 5, 2018 at 5:31am PSTTo paraphrase Mark Twain, the reports of his death have been greatly exaggerated. Okay.... giphy"When you learn that you died 2 days ago...." Cavill posted, along with a selfie he insists was from today.We're going to see a selfie with today's date. And make it shirtless, just so we know you don't have any chest wounds or anything.1. Emma Watson, because her Oscars tattoo had messed up grammar. It's probably why she looks so uncomfortable. gettyAs both Hermione and Belle (and her work with the UN!), Emma Watson is the Patron Saint of Beauty and Bookishness.The actress and activist (actressvist?) decided to one-up Time's Up pins at the annual Vanity Fair Oscar after-party with a temporary tattoo instead, but it's missing a little line. View this post on Instagram Oscars Vanity Fair in Ralph Lauren from the archives. Great design is timeless and this dress, like vintage, is another way to wear a sustainable piece. Shoes by @rogervivier, a brand promoting craftsmanship and supporting their local town of Brancadoro . @tylerellisofficial bag handcrafted by a small team of artisans in Italy. Fair trade and recycled gold sapphire cuff by @anakatarinadesign , @anakhouri responsibly sourced ring and bracelet, and @vraiandoro earrings made from lab grown diamonds and recycled gold. For skin, @iliabeauty Vivid Concealer in Maca used as a lightweight foundation for a fresh look and a few dabs of @rmsbeauty ‘Un’ Cover-Up 22 under the eyes. RMS Beauty Eye Polish in Solar on the lid to add a bronze glow and RMS Living Luminizer under the brow to the top of the cheek bone. Ilia eyeliner in Rebel Rebel to enhance the lash line. Ilia Multi-Stick in Tenderly flushes on the cheeks. Lips @janeiredale lip liner in Spice and finished with Ilia Lip Gloss in The Butterfly and I. #timesup A post shared by The Press Tour (@the_press_tour) on Mar 4, 2018 at 11:50pm PSTWhat's supposed to be "Time's Up" is apostrophe-free.gettySo does this mean The New York Times is next up to interview her?Is she up with the Los Angeles Times?How does an Ivy League graduate such as Watson miss the crucial piece of punctuation?Well however bad your day’s been.. you could always be Emma Watson(’)s tattoo artist!— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) March 5, 2018 Alas, no points for Gryffindor here.
