5. Alex Rodriguez, because Jennifer Lopez has never looked happier. RIP J-Rod. ShutterstockSocial media was ablaze yesterday about a new paparazzi pic of J.Lo and her current/former flame, Ben Affleck. The two were spotted at her place in Miami and J.Lo looks incredibly.....satisfied.I’ve been seeing commentary all day on Ben Affleck’s Mona Lisa mope. I think that’s just his resting face. I think he looks happy here. As happy as Ben Affleck can look, anyway. J Lo‘s smile tells us what happened. This was not a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/awOEMorNot— MZS (@mattzollerseitz) May 24, 2021 Her grin is already being declared as the face of morning after bliss, which is fun for everybody who wishes her well, but bad news for her ex-boyfriend.TwitterThis woman is literally GLOWING I’m here for this whole Jlo and Ben situation pic.twitter.com/H4eDFLl6Gy— Edona (new acc) (@EdonaaKrasniiqi) May 23, 2021 pic.twitter.com/7Nd1zIHzw4— Fiona Applebum says Block Shaun King 🍎 (@WrittenByHanna) May 23, 2021 A-Rod was feeling feelings on his Instagram story, subtly responding to the Bennifer reunion by announcing that he has entered a new phase himself.InstagramHis post has big breakup energy, as his new role promoting concealer branded for men.Alex Rodriguez launches makeup for men https://t.co/zq5potaboQ pic.twitter.com/TYso27fD0m— New York Post (@nypost) May 21, 2021 When it comes to breakups, sometimes you're the J.Lo and sometimes you're the A-Rod.4. Joshua Bassett, because Olivia Rodrigo fans are out for blood. The teens are SOUR. ShutterstockSpeaking of breakups...Olivia Rodrigo, the latest Disney star-turned-pop star, dropped her debut album SOUR, and it's full of breakup bops on par with "You're So Vain," "You Oughta Know," and anything Taylor Swift has written.The man behind the music is rumored to be Joshua Bassett, Rodrigo's rumored ex and confirmed co-star of Disney+'s High School Musical: The Musical: The Series. Rodrigo's fans are joking on Twitter that they will have their revenge on Bassett for breaking their fave's heart.TwitterTwitterJoshua Bassett going into hiding with Jake Gyllenhaall and John Mayer after joining the “a girl wrote a song about me and now her fandom hates me” club #SOUROlivia pic.twitter.com/TTcqafPORc— caro🍓✨ (@strwberrycaro) May 21, 2021 joshua bassett you better hope i never run across you on the streets pic.twitter.com/QiKBoQLc03— hailey judkins (@hay__jay) May 21, 2021 olivia rodrigo after seeing joshua bassett move on with sabrina carpenter #SOUR #SOUROlivia pic.twitter.com/Rh15mIAImR— kayla (taylor’s version) (@kayla__dunne) May 21, 2021 High School Musical: The Musical: The Series's next season is going to be INTENSE.3. The woman who flew across the country to declare her love to somebody who didn't love her back. Why you should always call before getting on a plane. ShutterstockThere is such a thing as being too obsessed with rom-coms.A woman suffering from a serious case of Main Character Syndrome—the condition in which a human in the real world operates as if they're the star of a Hollywood movie—flew from Florida to Oregon on Friday for a grand romantic gesture. Her first mistake was getting on the plane, and her second mistake was live-tweeting it.Writer Rebecca Renner posted from the airport that she was "about to fly across the country to tell the love of [her] life how [she] feels..."Twitter...only to post an update from a motel hours later that he did not feel the same way.Twitter“I asked him if we could try again and he said no,” Renner, told The New York Post. “So much worse has happened in life than somebody saying no to me. My heart is a little broken, but it will mend.”Many people on Twitter wished Renner good luck after the initial tweet, encouraging such hopelessly romantic behavior (emphasis on "hopeless"). Others criticized her for invading the unrequited love's privacy, which included naming him in The New York Post.TwitterRebecca Renner claming she didn't mean for her thread to go viral, naming her ex in the same article then saying she was working on forgiving him has big Hannah Horvath/Lena Dunham energy. The narcissism is breathtaking. pic.twitter.com/ypuXCdg5ft— Ace (@acelikethunder) May 24, 2021 TwitterAfter these multiple public humiliations, Renner set her Twitter profile to private.2. The family whose gender reveal party had no gender reveal.My new favorite gender reveal... pic.twitter.com/XnjJStIl7u— Travis Akers (@travisakers) May 24, 2021 A kid who is definitely going to have a difficult time no longer being the sole focus of her parents' attention sabotaged a gender reveal party. After being given the sharp object to poke the black balloon which would reveal heir sibling's gender with confetti, she threw it on the ground, prompting a hullabaloo which resulted in the balloon flying.The only thing worse than a gender reveal party is a gender reveal party without a gender reveal.1. The wife of this guy with an insane sleeping pattern.My favourite genre of tweet is the random no name blue check who shares what he thinks is an inane observation from his life and then gets ratio'd by people telling him that he's a psycho. See also bean dad. pic.twitter.com/S59NeBYjZp— aaЯjan (@aarjanistan) May 21, 2021 Fallon deleted the tweet after mockery. Sweet dreams.