5. The person who left the Starbucks cup on the table in last night's Game of Thrones, because they're getting roasted.
The fantasy world of Westeros has dragons, wargs, and neon green weapon of mass destruction. The universe of the show continues to surprise us as it nears its conclusion, but one thing we know: there's no way in the Seven Hells that Winterfell has a Starbucks.
Tormund Giantsbane gets his giant's milk macchiatos somewhere, but there's no way that there are coffee chains in the Seven Kingdoms.
If you're wondering if this is a joke: it isn't. The cup in question can be seen at the 17:40 while the Wildlings praise Jon and Dany may or may not begin to plot his murder.
Hauke Richter, an art director on Game of Thrones, told that the internet is blowing the anachronism out of proportion.
"Things can get forgotten on set," he said, and the coffee cup error is only going viral because "it has not happened on 'Thrones' so far."
It's bonkers that a show as highly scrutinized and examined for Easter eggs like Thrones wouldn't have spotted the non-goblet drinking vessel. Even more perplexingly, showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss were IN THE SCENE but didn't spot it.
Maybe if the show had an actual lighting crew, they would have been able to spot it.
4. Prince Andrew, because he just got bumped again in the line of succession.
Speaking of thrones: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a baby boy! This is thrilling news for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and British people who want something to talk about other than Brexit. It's also fun for Prince William, because royal watchers now have something to talk about other than his alleged infidelity scandal.
The Duke of Sussex was giddy and smiley as he told the world "It’s been the most amazing experience I could ever imagine," and paid tribute to the awesomeness of women, saying, "how any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension."
He then turned around and thanked THE HORSES, who provided an adorable country backdrop on the grounds of Windsor Castle.
The baby is seventh in the line of succession for the British throne, bumping Queen Elizabeth II's Prince Andrew down to eighth.
Prince Andrew is most famous for marrying and divorcing Fergie, the Duchess of York, and for being the father of Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie from that other Royal Wedding.
Now that Harry and Meghan have had their baby, we can begin the countdown to the REAL royal event of the year: A Christmas Prince 3.
3. Michael Cohen, because he's officially in prison.
The former Lefou to President Trump's Gaston reported to federal prison in Otisville, New York today. He was convicted of tax crimes and campaign finance violations that helped elect Trump, a sentence given to the entire world.
The Human Frowny-Face Emoji hosted a press conference in front of his Manhattan apartment as his last stop before jail. He said some words about how xenophobia is bad in his latest plea to be rebranded as a #Resistance hero.
Cohen's new home is like the celebrity center of prisons, as he joins Jersey Shore's "The Situation" and the Fyre Festival's Billy McFarland in lockup.
2. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's boyfriend, Riley Roberts, because people spent the weekend debating his cuteness.
Today is a mixed bag for tall ginger men with beards.
While Prince Harry is celebrating the birth of his first child, Tormund Giantsbane is mourning the fact that Brienne of Tarth chose to be with Jaime Lannister (big mistake. Huge.).
Meanwhile, in America, a recent documentary featured Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's historic run for Congress, and a shot of her partner had many viewers in shock.
Writer Marie Le Conte tweeted-and-deleted that Riley Roberts looked like a "bin raccoon" to whom AOC is "shackled," and it quickly became a meme.
apologies for the blatantly mean tweet but THIS is what AOC's boyfriend looks like? incredible scenes, truly representing all the ambitious and stunning millenial women shackled to boyfriends who look like bin raccoons out there @damien_maymdien pic.twitter.com/oJfZhDZ3gb— Mayor Blandsizzle (@meohmyapplepie) May 3, 2019
Roberts doesn't deserve to become a meme when ther are so many actual bin raccoons to make fun of.
Just because you're jealous of a guy doesn't mean he's a garbage fiend.
1. The Colorado guy who tried to rob the same Dairy Queen twice in one night.
I scream, you scream, we all scream because a guy is trying to rob the ice cream store! Twice!
KRDO reports that a robber approached a Dairy Queen, "The robber left the business with cash and tried to carjack a woman in the drive-thru, but he ended up running away on foot."
After the getaway, he returned to the scene of the crime to try and score a car. This time, he attempted to steal an employee's vehicle, and once he ran away, the cops tracked him down with a perimeter and night vision goggles.
Levi John Roberts, 37, of Pueblo, Colorado has been charged with robbery, attempted robbery and felony menacing.
He would have gotten away with it too if he didn't get cocky.