5. Donald Trump Jr., because he got booed off stage for not taking questions.

"Just because I ran away doesn't mean I was triggered!"

Donald Trump Jr., the guy who compared refugees to Skittles, is currently criss-crossing the country promoting his book about liberals are the real intolerant ones. The book is called "Triggered: How The Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us," the title mocking people with PTSD making it a perfect Veterans Day read.

Don Jr. and his hype-woman/girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle were at UCLA yesterday promoting the book, and they likely came prepared with some snappy comebacks targeted at any anti-Trump protester who interrupted the proceedings. In the greatest twist since The Empire Strikes Back, Don Jr. was heckled offstage by people on his own team.

The Guardian reports that 20 minutes into the event, the couple were heckled offstage by MAGA hat-clad attendees who were pissed at them for not making time for an audience Q&A.

"USA! USA!" chants morphed into "Q&A! Q&A!", and it turns out they came from a group even more racist than Turning Point USA, the conservative organization that hosted the event.

So it seems like Don Jr’s book tour is going well pic.twitter.com/m0mZQQMHSi
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 11, 2019

Nicholas Fuentes, a 21-year-old white supremacist who marched at the deadly Charlottesville march in 2017, took credit for the protests. Fuentes, who is prone to anti-Semitic outbursts, insisted that his beef wasn't with Don Jr., but with the event's moderator, TPUSA's Charlie Kirk.

That didn't stop Guilfoyle from getting defensive, saying, "Let me tell you something, I bet you engage & go on online dating because you’re impressing no one here to get a date in person." Nothing says "out of touch" like accusing young people of being on Tinder.

4. Drake, because he got booed off stage for not being Frank Ocean.

This past weekend was the Camp Flog Gnaw, the annual music festival and carnival created by Tyler, The Creator. The stacked bill included such acts as Solange, FKA Twigs, and Earl Sweatshirt, and a mystery person listed on the lineup as "???"

While "???" would be a good name for a rapper in the vein of 6ix9ine, the rumor was that it was going to be Frank Ocean. Alas, turns out the rumor was just a rumor, and "???" was Drake.

Drake is a superstar and a huge get for a festival, but people in the audience weren't satisfied, shouting "Nooooooo!" and proceeded to heckle him off the stage.

they really booed Drake off stage at Camp Flog Gnaw cuz he wasn't Frank Oceanpic.twitter.com/rb42a70Flq
— Complex Music (@ComplexMusic) November 11, 2019

"I’m here for you tonight, if you want me to keep going I’ll keep going!" he said in the video that circulated on social media.

The classy Canadian kept his composure and said “It's been love, I go by the name of Drake, thank you for having me," before walking offstage.

Did people in the audience think that if they sufficiently heckled Drake, then Frank Ocean would magically appear? When life gives you lemons, wouldn't you rather party to Drake than listen to nothing?

Tyler, The Creator tweeted that he's Team Drake, and was embarrassed by the "entitled and trash" booers.

I THOUGHT BRINGING ONE OF THE BIGGEST ARTIST ON THE FUCKING PLANET TO A MUSIC FESTIVAL WAS FIRE! BUT FLIPSIDE, A LIL TONE DEAF KNOWING THE SPECIFIC CROWD IT DREW. SOME CREATED A NARRATIVE IN THEIR HEAD AND ACTED OUT LIKE ASSHOLES WHEN IT DIDNT COME TRUE AND I DONT FUCK WITH THAT
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) November 11, 2019

THIS NIGGA DID FEEL NO WAYS! SONG IS BEAUTIFUL. ALSO, MOSTLY EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME, THOSE SHITS IN THE FRONT AREA WERE THE ONES BEING MAD RUDE, WHICH, I CAN SEE WHY, BUT, NAH, FUCK THAT, YALL REPRESENTED ME AND FLOG TO MY GUEST AND MADE US LOOK SOOO ENTITLED AND TRASH
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) November 11, 2019

THAT SHIT WAS LIKE MOB MENTALITY AND CANCEL CULTURE IN REAL LIFE AND I THINK THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TRASH
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) November 11, 2019

This got him in his feelings.

3. Neil Young, because his American citizenship application has been delayed because of weed.

He's seen the weedle and the damage done.

Your dad's favorite Canadian-born rock star (suck it, Nickelback) posted on his website that his application to because a dual US-Canadian citizen has been delayed, thanks to that old narc Jeff Sessions.

"I want to be a dual citizen and vote," he explained. "Recently however, I have been told I must do another test, due to my use of marijuana."

Even though recreational weed is legal in California, where Young lives, it is Department of Homeland Security policy that a pot smoker might not possess the "good moral character" needed to become an American.

"I sincerely hope I have exhibited good moral character and will be able to vote my conscience on Donald J. Trump and his fellow American candidates," Young said in his post.

It is unlikely that the president intervenes in specific cases through the immigration bureacracy, but he has been slighted by Young before, which may or may not contribute to Young's naturalization troubles.

President Trump, whose on moral character is consistently in question, uses Young's song "Rockin' in the Free World" at campaign events, and Young wrote that it "goes against [his] wishes."

It must have burned, because in 2014, Trump called Young one of his favorite musicians.

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Neil Young- one of my favorite musicians- in my office.

A post shared by President Donald J. Trump (@realdonaldtrump) on Apr 4, 2014 at 10:56am PDT

Keep on rockin' in the free world...just not with federally controlled substances.

2. Miley Cyrus, because she's been silenced.

Miley Cyrus is going through a lot right now: a divorce (from Liam Hemsworth), a breakup (with Kaitlynn Carter), and she recently underwent vocal cord surgery.

People reports that Cyrus was hospitlized for tonsilitis last month, and while she was there, " she discovered a separate issue with her vocal cords, which she had unknowingly had for years."

Last Friday, her boyfriend Cody Simpson posted a cryptic Instagram story that said "success," which hopefully means that she's on the mend.

Cyrus's recovery process includes several weeks of silence. So while Don Jr. is traveling the country, speaking about how he's being silenced, here's an example of somebody's voice really isn't being heard.

1. The people struggling to catch Nazi turtles.

Is there anything more humiliating than not being able to catch a turtle?

Turtles with swastikas painted onto their shells have been found in a park outside of Seattle, and local turtle-snatchers are having a hard time arresting them for hate crimes.

Federal animal control officers have been dispatched to Washington State to try and catch these alt-right reptiles. They should catch the turtles before they heckle Don Jr.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.