5. Kate Middleton, because she's in quarantine. What does a duchess bingewatch? ShutterstockKensington Palace announced today that Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge is self-isolating at (one of her) home(s) after coming into contact with someone who subsequently tested positive for COVID-19. Kate has received both her vaccines and is reportedly not experiencing any symptoms, but is following the rules of the land she will someday rule.The news brought out conspiracy theorists asking why Prince William isn't isolating himself if he and is wife are in the same household.Clearly they screwed up on this one and didn’t think it through 😂 #katemiddleton #DuchessofCambridge #DukeandDuchessofCambridge #princewilliam #DukeOfCambridge #KensingtonPalace #royals #royalfamily pic.twitter.com/ds8N6206HO— liberation (@tishtoking) July 5, 2021 William should be isolating too after all he's supposedly lives in the same house and sleep in the same bed as Kate 👀 pic.twitter.com/5KzaLKAOZP— Xoxo-Leigh 🛡🛡🛡 (@XoxoLeigh1) July 5, 2021 Surely the Palace will find a way to blame this all on Meghan Markle, as she sits at home with her toddler and newborn halfway across the world.4. Mariska Hargitay, because she broke her ankle at a Black Widow screening. In the medical system, joint-based breaks are considered especially heinous. ShutterstockLaw & Order legend Mariska Hargitay was eager to get back to her house to host the after-party for a star-studded screening of the new Marvel movie in the Hamptons when she slipped in the rain and broke her ankle.Page Six reports that an ambulance for Hargitay was called in front of the Regal UA East Hampton Cinema and guests, including Brooke Shields, rushed to help.The party went on without her, as guests including David Harbor, Drew Barrymore, Gayle King, and Ellen Pompeo schmoozed while she was getting her ankle wrapped at the hospital.Just six weeks ago, Hargitay was treated for a broken knee, a hairline fracture in her ankle, and a torn ligament. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Mariska Hargitay (@therealmariskahargitay)Now that she's seen Black Widow, hopefully she can take the rest of the summer to relax.3. Meghan McCain, because her coworkers are telling the press how happy they are that she quit The View. They got along as well off-camera as they did on. ShutterstockAfter four years as daytime TV's most consistent villain, Meghan McCain announced last week that she would be leaving The View. The tabloids are reporting that the vibe backstage was exactly what you thought it was, and according to Page Six, the tipping point was when "she became so insufferable that even 'chill' Whoopi Goldberg could no longer take her."Sources told the tabloid that Goldberg, Ana Navarro, and Joy Behar expressed to new ABC News president Kim Godwin that they did not want to work with her anymore. "There have been so many well-documented issues, and [Meghan] has not made a good impression on new management," the source spilled.It's a tough competition, but the person who hates her the most is very clearly her hair stylist.Meghan McCain is leaving The View.Let’s all give a moment of silence to the worst hair on television. pic.twitter.com/0jD4JxP8lr— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) July 1, 2021 2. The nurse who got suspended after making TikToks about killing her patients.pic.twitter.com/uxB6EimwjC— Women Posting Their L’s Online (@WomenPostingLs) July 5, 2021 The rules of healthcare are simple.First: do no harm. Second: don't post "comedy skits" on TikTok about unplugging a patient's respirator to charge your cellphone.Nurse Kelly Morris of Winston-Salem, North Carolina made videos under the username bubblegumkelz, and joked about giving patients too many pills, lying about vital signs, and not caring when they die.The videos went viral, and were reported to her employer and the local news station, WXII12.After her suspension, Morris made a GoFundMe titled, "TikTok got me fired, so feed my kids." It has raised $55 of the $50,000 goal. 1. This guy Julian, because he got rejected in a truly devastating way.so i tried to ask out my crush today pic.twitter.com/oO8Rt3Iv9d— juI¡an’ 🕷 (@symeresdior) July 4, 2021 There's being let down easy, and there's being accidentally sent a screenshot of your own message to your crush they sent to their friend to laugh at you for even thinking you had a chance.Julian survived the nightmare of seeing his crush react to his proposition with "this guy is so f*cking annoying and weird i DONT like him," which she intended on sending to a friend with a screenshot of his message.If its any consolation, his tweet about the humiliation got over 269,000 likes and inspired memes about the new worst case scenario. pic.twitter.com/IRBwmPMtQs— Church (@Voids_Castle) July 5, 2021 Valerie is missing out on a viral sensation.