Keeping up with the news these days is a full-time job. While you were doing the jobs you were paid to do, here's the sh*t that went down online.1. The Florida House voted to declare porn a public health risk, just after they voted not to debate a possible ban on assault rifles. The Florida House: They don't care if you go, but they care if you come. giphy2. A team of neurologists from the University of California, Irvine concluded that drinking two glasses of beer a day could help you live longer. Alcohol: It makes life longer, and also worth living. giphy3. Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly investigating whether indicted ex-Trump campaign manager offered a banker a White House job in exchange for $16 million in loans. The banker will just have to get a White House job the usual way: be born a Trump or marry one. Is Tiffany still single?4. OMG the paparazzi caught exes Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez smoochin' in Jamaica. That settles it: it wasn't too late to say sorry. giphy5. Shark Tank host Mark Cuban was fined $600,000 by the NBA for comments on a podcast suggesting that the Dallas Mavericks just throw the rest of the season.giphyThe Shark Tank is the only tank he should deal with.