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<p>Keeping up with the news these days is a full-time job. While you were doing the jobs you were paid to do, here&#39;s the sh*t that went down online.</p><h2>1. The Florida House <a href="http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/374816-florida-house-votes-to-declare-porn-a-public-health-risk-within-an-hour">voted</a> to declare porn a public health risk, just after they voted not to debate a possible ban on assault rifles.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="30 rock florida GIF" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/Nd2TU0xsttV60/giphy.gif" /></div> <figcaption>The Florida House: They don&#39;t care if you go, but they care if you come.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. A team of neurologists from the University of California, Irvine <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/drinking-alcohol-tied-long-life-new-study-813013">concluded</a> that drinking two glasses of beer a day could help you live longer.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="betty white drinking GIF" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/10pVtJi0VzADHa/giphy.gif" /></div> <figcaption>Alcohol: It makes life longer, and also worth living.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/manafort-gates-new-federal-charges-filed-article-1.3833477"> investigating </a>whether indicted ex-Trump campaign manager offered a banker a White House job in exchange for $16 million in loans.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="manafort GIF" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="" src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/l378itbxt6Rfctcn6/giphy.gif" /></div> <figcaption>The banker will just have to get a White House job the usual way: be born a Trump or marry one.</figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Is Tiffany still single?</p><h2>4. OMG the paparazzi <a href="https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/a18568146/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-kissing-jamaica/">caught</a> exes Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez smoochin&#39; in Jamaica.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="That settles it: it wasn&#39;t too late to say sorry." data-attribution="giphy" height="165" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-O95cfx.gif" width="245" /></div> <figcaption>That settles it: it wasn&#39;t too late to say sorry.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. <em>Shark Tank </em>host Mark Cuban <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-21/mavs-owner-mark-cuban-fined-600-000-for-tanking-comments">was fined</a> $600,000 by the NBA for comments on a podcast suggesting that the Dallas Mavericks just throw the rest of the season.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="that hurts mark cuban GIF by Shark Tank" data-attribution="giphy" data-attribution-url="" src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohjUOCrQdfCh9qVDa/giphy.gif" /></div><div class="image-attribution">giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><strong>The Shark Tank<em> </em>is the only tank he should deal with.</strong></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

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Keeping up with the news these days is a full-time job. While you were doing the jobs you were paid to do, here&#39;s the sh*t that went down online.1. The Florida House voted to declare porn a public health risk, just after they voted not to debate a possible ban on assault rifles. The Florida House: They don&#39;t care if you go, but they care if you come. giphy2. A team of neurologists from the University of California, Irvine concluded that drinking two glasses of beer a day could help you live longer. Alcohol: It makes life longer, and also worth living. giphy3. Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly investigating whether indicted ex-Trump campaign manager offered a banker a White House job in exchange for $16 million in loans. The banker will just have to get a White House job the usual way: be born a Trump or marry one. Is Tiffany still single?4. OMG the paparazzi caught exes Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez smoochin&#39; in Jamaica. That settles it: it wasn&#39;t too late to say sorry. giphy5. Shark Tank host Mark Cuban was fined $600,000 by the NBA for comments on a podcast suggesting that the Dallas Mavericks just throw the rest of the season.giphyThe Shark Tank is the only tank he should deal with.

Keeping up with the news these days is a full-time job. While you were doing the jobs you were paid to do, here&#39;s the sh*t that went down online.  1. The Florida House voted to declare porn a public health risk, just after they voted...