Drunk women truly are a force. But, for all their hilariously foolish schemes, crying-in-the-bathroom, fun dancing, ill-informed rants and free drink finessing glory, they're never a force to take advantage of. However, what happens when a drunk woman takes advantage of a man in a rather unexpected way?
Our lecture begins with a tweet about a very savvy drunk criminal snagging $2,000 from a bar patron. While I've never been the victim of a Venmo bar attack, I have had three hundred dollars stolen from my wallet at a bar by a drunk woman with face tattoos so I definitely feel this man's pain. Most of the time, the bar can't do anything about theft because it would require them to watch endless hours Tinder date footage and bar owners are generally busy people. The cameras are there to protect their money, not ours, as this man learned: