Are there any activities in life truly better than making your coworkers uncomfortable? At Someecards our whole job is to make the internet uncomfortable, so making my coworkers uncomfortable is a moot point.
But, in many workplaces there is still a semblance of decorum to uphold, one that discourages the exchange of extremely lewd jokes.
Since we all know that office decorum was made to be crudely broken with the sheer force of an untimely Michael Scott joke, I have lurked on Reddit to pull some classic filthy jokes for your consideration.
Now, your toolkit will be full of 15 fresh ways to alienate your peers!
1. TFW sex workers fully take the power back.
2. When your wife gets too real with you.
3. The slang for circumcision.
4. The slang for a Game of Thrones-style circumcision.
5. When lightbulb jokes go blue.
6. When lightbulb jokes meet The Friendzone.
7. When the hotel concierge is too literal.
8. A classic sex joke.
9. When your friend shows his true colors.
10. TFW God is watching your adultery.
11. TFW you give out too much information.
12. When your whole marriage is one big lie.
13. TFW bestiality is the punchline.
14. When the joke gets too pointed.
15. TFW you don't value your profession enough.