Hero trolls Betsy DeVos by hitting her where it hurts: her $40 million yacht.

Hero trolls Betsy DeVos by hitting her where it hurts: her $40 million yacht.
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Please keep Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos in your thoughts and prayers, for a tenth of her yachts have been damaged.

Yes—a tenth. One of ten.

DeVos' $40 million yacht (FORTY. MILLION. DOLLAR. YACHT.) was found untied and drifting away from its dock in Huron, Ohio. The boat called The SeaQuest was sent on a quest of its own.

The Toledo Blade reports "the captain of the 163-foot yacht, worth a reported $40 million, called police at about 6 a.m. Sunday, telling them that he and the crew realized at sunrise that someone had untied Seaquest from the dock, setting it adrift."

Alas, people are mourning the "estimated $5,000 to $10,000 in damage from large scratches and scrapes" inflicted upon the boat, which are almost as devastating as DeVos's systematic dismantling of civil rights for students.

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I'm so sorry for your hardships, Madam Secretary. But remember: it could always be worse.

Hero trolls Betsy DeVos by hitting her where it hurts: her $40 million yacht.
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