"Do I think [pot]'s as dangerous as heroin? Probably not. I'm not an expert." - America's top drug authority, who is very funny.

"I'm not an expert. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL your son is going to prison."

Change has come to the Drug Enforcement Agency, a federal law-enforcement bureau that is traditionally headed by a comedian. That's the only conclusion I can come to, since Chuck Rosenberg, America's wry new drug czar, made national headlines today by admitting that heroin might just be a teensy weensy bit worse than pot. That someone who has made their entire career in drug policy could consider this a groundbreaking statement only makes sense, of course, if our entire drug war is a gigantic joke.