Did you hear the one about the Trump Tower doorman who was paid $30,000 by the president's friend for the rights to a story he heard about the president having a lovechild with an employee?
Well, it was reported this morning, and because this is the insane soap opera called Trump's America, there's even more drama in this twist.
The former Trump Tower doorman, Dino Sajudin, just released a statement, in which he confirmed that he had made the agreement with American Media Inc./The National Enquirer, and added what he knew about the affair.
Sajudin told the world that while working at Trump Tower, he was "instructed not to criticize President Trump’s former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child."
It is with a heavy heart I parlay to you that according to Sajudin, there are even more Trump children in the world than previously thought.
The internet let out a primal scream, and was instantly onto the jokes.
The New York Daily News has already reached out to Sajudin's ex-wife, who says that the whole story is likely a lie.
But, in a way, aren't we ALL Donald Trump's illegitimate lovechild?