Currently embroiled in both a divorce and a criminal investigation, Donald Trump Jr. is focusing on what really matters: the fact that Disney princesses are liberal propaganda. Classic Don Jr. GiphyPeople on Twitter were mashing up song lyrics with calls for modern Disney princesses, and the results were hilarious.https://twitter.com/72goetia/status/977954366400466944https://twitter.com/oscarewilde/status/978689084016164864we need a disney princess who is a bitchwe need a disney princess who is a loverwe need a disney princess who is a childwe need a disney princess who is a motherwe need a disney princess who is a sinnerwe need a disney princess who is a saint— meredith, but anxious (@themeredith) March 27, 2018 Not particularly known for his sense of humor, Don Jr. tweeted out an earnest plea for Disney princesses that are more palatable to his conservative sensibilities.We need Disney Princesses that let kids enjoy childhood rather than subjecting them to never ending identity politics. #DisneyPrincess— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 28, 2018 "We need Disney Princesses that let kids enjoy childhood rather than subjecting them to never ending identity politics," he tweeted, because everybody knows that movies push an insidious political agenda that enable women to feel empowered. The liberal agenda. GiphyPeople imagined what a Trumpy Disney princesses would look like. We need Disney Princesses that are total lizard brain dipshits, who also inherited everything from their father who himself inherited everything and is also a complete dumbass. Also, dads whose wives left them should feature in the Disney movies. — REVIVED Transit, Gloria! (@samknight_one) March 28, 2018 You mean one that grows up to become a house wife and then gets cheated on by their husband? Wow, riveting! — George Fayner (@georgefayner) March 28, 2018 We need fewer princesses and more men who aren't threatened by real women. — SharonT (@Sharon_Tucci) March 28, 2018 agreed, kids definitely need better examples of how people who benefit from inherited wealth and power should behave https://t.co/XiBgDMUfXI— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 28, 2018 It’s well known children can’t enjoy entertainment if it contradicts their moronic parents’ petty and arbitrary racial grievances. https://t.co/i01xhTz6JR— willowrent (@writtenlow) March 28, 2018 This, right here, is a grown ass man https://t.co/hz9V0SBlnx— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) March 28, 2018 And we need Disney Princesses that remind my dad of my sister when he barges into a dressing room to watch them. https://t.co/0jmu9hUk5c— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) March 28, 2018 Maybe get rid of the concept of a "princess" altogether? Indeed, we need to abolish all institutions which grant power, favor and title to the children of the powerful, actually. Wouldn't you agree, Don Jr.? https://t.co/12U9JDbHAb— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) March 28, 2018 Forgive him. He's not only struggling with his inability to understand joke formats, he also hasn't been able to process the fact that not all Disney princesses are white.GiphySome people are just too much like snowflakes to enjoy Disney movies.Let it go.Giphy