Everybody knows that there are three things in this world that President Donald Trump officially loves:
2. His daughter Ivanka;
3. Conspiring on Twitter to commit obstruction of justice.
Last week, The New York Times reported that special counsel Robert Mueller is "is scrutinizing tweets and negative statements from the president about Attorney General Jeff Sessions and the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey."
In an ingenious scheme to troll Mueller by giving him more evidence to have to look through (who actually likes work, amirite?), Trump decided to wake up this morning and demand that the Attorney General shut down the probe into him and his campaign.
The tantrum is as follows: