Despite what every dating app tries to tell us, your soulmate might not be simply a swipe away. Sometimes you have to endure a lot of nightmare happy hour and coffee dates with painful conversation and impressive lack of chemistry before you meet "the one." Still, at least a hilariously failed romantic connection can be a good story for your friends during the post-date text debrief. Figuring out who is going to pay the check or if you should split it, when to go for a kiss, whether or not you should get a post-dinner drink at a different location, or trying to find an excuse to bail entirely if there's absolutely no chance you ever want to see that person again is a lot ot juggle in the treacherous territory of dating.
So, when a Reddit user asked, "What's the worst thing you have done/said on a first date?" people were ready to share their horror stories that started with, "let's get a coffee some time."