Eric Trump, son of Donald Trump and I assume (based on his face) Count von Count, is hawking Trump-branded Christmas ornaments for people with $60 to spend on a golden mini golf bag.Love the all-new Christmas ornaments from our @TrumpStore team! https://t.co/xUoZTYOkhC pic.twitter.com/gneSbRdJzg— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) November 12, 2018 The featured ornaments each have a special meaning in the Trump presidency.There's the Trump helicopter, which won't fly to honor World War I veterans in the rain; Manhattan's Trump Tower, where taxpayers spent $100,000 to protect Melania before she moved to DC; and a golden golf bag in honor of the president's passion.Commenters on Twitter hilariously dragged the cheesy merchandise. Does the helicopter have to stay in the box if it's raining? — Desiree Hernandez (@DesireeResists) November 12, 2018 You must be trying to raise money for legal fees — katherine (@kathedden) November 12, 2018 All made in China pic.twitter.com/on5Ulz7JF4 — Paulsilva (@4paulsilva) November 13, 2018 OMG. republicans elected a mall kiosk manager. — Rodney Wallace (@rodneyawallace) November 12, 2018 Dude. Come on. You're selling knicknacks like a museum gift shop. Your dad is President. — Trump Is Russian to Impeachment (@SeIpsa) November 12, 2018 Nothing teaches kid the true meaning of Christmas like gaudy reminders of someone else’s wealth — William Fugate 💊👨🏼‍🔬 (@VanHealyn) November 13, 2018 You forgot your best seller. pic.twitter.com/vbOew6bnxS — MrCg13 (@MRCG13) November 13, 2018 If golf bags aren't your thing, there are other ways to keep the first family in your thoughts and prayers this holiday season. pic.twitter.com/qC9K4u90Gu — Tom Milner (@TomMilner11) November 13, 2018 You forgot these! pic.twitter.com/6Gd2EL7xmS — NYC Fan (@Manhattan1947) November 12, 2018 You forgot your best seller. pic.twitter.com/vbOew6bnxS — MrCg13 (@MRCG13) November 13, 2018 'Tis the season to be jolly! MAGAlalalala la la la la.