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<p>Whatever the opposite of an oasis is, that&#39;s Walmart. Once you walk through those sliding glass doors into the fluorescent sunlight, you know what you&#39;re in for. There are unattended children screaming bloody murder, alarmingly low prices that are surely only enabled by global slavery, and the droll dead-eyed malaise of late capitalism.</p><p><strong>Walmart is truly a slice of American hell, and yet, there are plenty of golden stories and conversations that take place there.</strong></p><p>In order to truly paint a clear picture of the emotional landscape present in a Walmart, I&#39;ve included a handpicked selection of tweets sharing hilarious overheard conversations, touching moments, and even visual observations.</p><p><strong>Strap in, it&#39;s truly a ride.</strong></p><p>1. This woman who couldn&#39;t be hindered.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I seen a bitch in Walmart pick up deodorant &amp; use it then put it back. I said &quot;girl that&#39;s nasty&quot; she said &quot;bitch shut up&quot; so I shut up</p>&mdash; Miss Chrissy T. (@colormechris) <a href="https://twitter.com/colormechris/status/916749423341899776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 7, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>2. This stock boy who kept it real.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So I was at Walmart earlier<br><br>A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.<br><br>She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”<br><br>He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”<br><br>Made my week</p>&mdash; Aavash (@ohmygoshaavash) <a href="https://twitter.com/ohmygoshaavash/status/931231489114636288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 16, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>3. This proof that no one is safe.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Left my window down at walmart &amp; came back to a slice gone <a href="https://t.co/j0eYxj3DrW">pic.twitter.com/j0eYxj3DrW</a></p>&mdash; Koon (@HecksNawBro) <a href="https://twitter.com/HecksNawBro/status/856249888321003520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 23, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>4. This delightful birthday cake miscommunication.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">got a walmart cake for my bro-in-law nick &amp; the woman asked his name i thought she said color so i said &quot;surprise me&quot; &amp;she put steve im done <a href="https://t.co/Ak9Jnho6v0">pic.twitter.com/Ak9Jnho6v0</a></p>&mdash; elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) <a href="https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/780952139912847360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>5 This sweet couple&#39;s exchange.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I was in the beauty section at Walmart and over heard an old lady say “I need makeup” and her husband say “you can’t improve perfection hunny!” <br><br>I think my heart just exploded with happiness!</p>&mdash; Abs (@AbbeyHollinger7) <a href="https://twitter.com/AbbeyHollinger7/status/976536402438471680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>6. This accurate double entendre.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">(overheard at Walmart) &quot;..customer service needed in the sporting goods section... we have a customer by the balls&quot;</p>&mdash; The Weed Tao (@weedtao) <a href="https://twitter.com/weedtao/status/128568963381735425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2011</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>7. This beautiful story of Walmart, ambition, and ultimately, revenge.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">4yrs ago a woman in walmart overheard my grandma say i wanted to be a veterinarian and she told us i was wasting my time because we don’t need veterinarians we need “actual doctors”<br><br>today she came into the clinic i work at and i saved her dogs life 🤪</p>&mdash; tahti (@torifrommars) <a href="https://twitter.com/torifrommars/status/948718789419511808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 4, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>8. This brutally honest mom.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">just overheard a convo in walmart <br>son: mom you have too many kids<br>the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of?</p>&mdash; hunny ☮︎ (@_hunnaa) <a href="https://twitter.com/_hunnaa/status/966810176891138048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 22, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>9. These lovebirds.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Overheard a convo in Walmart between an older man and an older couple<br><br>Man: so how long have y’all been together?<br>Couple: 57 years<br>Man: heck y’all are still in the honeymoon phase<br>Couple: we sure are!<br><br>This made my heart smile 😌</p>&mdash; Breeezy (@itseazybreeezy) <a href="https://twitter.com/itseazybreeezy/status/1009480956875542533?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 20, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>10. This funeral beef.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">*overheard at walmart*<br>1: “I was soooo ready to punch her in the face”<br>2: “Well why didn’t you?”<br>1: “I was at a funeral.”</p>&mdash; Michelle Booth (@chelleb111) <a href="https://twitter.com/chelleb111/status/963571898503200768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>11. This child lawyer and his straight-talking mother.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom “I know my rights, I can have it”<br><br>Her response....<br><br>“You have no rights until your 18 and only then if I decide to give them to you”<br><br>This woman is my soulmate<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/puresavage?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#puresavage</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/overheard?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#overheard</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/awesomemom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#awesomemom</a></p>&mdash; Heather (@heatherlview) <a href="https://twitter.com/heatherlview/status/974321681001955328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 15, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>12. This woman&#39;s perfectly measured shade.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend’s husband as “vegetarian but he’s fat and he hunts and he doesn’t believe in climate change.”<br><br>She called him a Redneck Vegan.<br><br>™️</p>&mdash; B Double O T Y Oh My (@kfix56) <a href="https://twitter.com/kfix56/status/973627081924927488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 13, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>13. This motivational bromance.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">In Walmart, last minute <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Thanksgiving?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Thanksgiving</a> shopping. Overheard one guy trying to coach another guy through the self checkout, saying: “Come on, it’s not Rocket Surgery.” <a href="https://t.co/g7Rrv2b5rK">pic.twitter.com/g7Rrv2b5rK</a></p>&mdash; C.A. Francis (@cafrancis_) <a href="https://twitter.com/cafrancis_/status/933764468131221504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 23, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>14. This clone grandma.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Overheard a guy in Walmart say to his kid &quot;No, son, come back here! That&#39;s not your grandma she just looks like her.&quot;</p>&mdash; MinnyPoolParty (@ReneauBrittney) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReneauBrittney/status/1011119022572756993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 25, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

14 stories about funny, weird and wild things that happened at Walmart.

Whatever the opposite of an oasis is, that&#39;s Walmart. Once you walk through those sliding glass doors into the fluorescent sunlight, you know what you&#39;re in for. There are unattended children screaming bloody murder, alarmingly low prices that are surely only enabled by global slavery, and the droll dead-eyed malaise of late capitalism.Walmart is truly a slice of American hell, and yet, there are plenty of golden stories and conversations that take place there.In order to truly paint a clear picture of the emotional landscape present in a Walmart, I&#39;ve included a handpicked selection of tweets sharing hilarious overheard conversations, touching moments, and even visual observations.Strap in, it&#39;s truly a ride.1. This woman who couldn&#39;t be hindered.I seen a bitch in Walmart pick up deodorant &amp; use it then put it back. I said &quot;girl that&#39;s nasty&quot; she said &quot;bitch shut up&quot; so I shut up&mdash; Miss Chrissy T. (@colormechris) October 7, 2017 2. This stock boy who kept it real.So I was at Walmart earlierA lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.She asked the stock boy, “do these turkeys get any bigger?”He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”Made my week&mdash; Aavash (@ohmygoshaavash) November 16, 2017 3. This proof that no one is safe.Left my window down at walmart &amp; came back to a slice gone pic.twitter.com/j0eYxj3DrW&mdash; Koon (@HecksNawBro) April 23, 2017 4. This delightful birthday cake miscommunication.got a walmart cake for my bro-in-law nick &amp; the woman asked his name i thought she said color so i said &quot;surprise me&quot; &amp;she put steve im done pic.twitter.com/Ak9Jnho6v0&mdash; elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 28, 2016 5 This sweet couple&#39;s exchange.I was in the beauty section at Walmart and over heard an old lady say “I need makeup” and her husband say “you can’t improve perfection hunny!” I think my heart just exploded with happiness!&mdash; Abs (@AbbeyHollinger7) March 21, 2018 6. This accurate double entendre.(overheard at Walmart) &quot;..customer service needed in the sporting goods section... we have a customer by the balls&quot;&mdash; The Weed Tao (@weedtao) October 24, 2011 7. This beautiful story of Walmart, ambition, and ultimately, revenge.4yrs ago a woman in walmart overheard my grandma say i wanted to be a veterinarian and she told us i was wasting my time because we don’t need veterinarians we need “actual doctors”today she came into the clinic i work at and i saved her dogs life 🤪&mdash; tahti (@torifrommars) January 4, 2018 8. This brutally honest mom.just overheard a convo in walmart son: mom you have too many kidsthe mom: i know, which one should i get rid of?&mdash; hunny ☮︎ (@_hunnaa) February 22, 2018 9. These lovebirds.Overheard a convo in Walmart between an older man and an older coupleMan: so how long have y’all been together?Couple: 57 yearsMan: heck y’all are still in the honeymoon phaseCouple: we sure are!This made my heart smile 😌&mdash; Breeezy (@itseazybreeezy) June 20, 2018 10. This funeral beef.*overheard at walmart*1: “I was soooo ready to punch her in the face”2: “Well why didn’t you?”1: “I was at a funeral.”&mdash; Michelle Booth (@chelleb111) February 14, 2018 11. This child lawyer and his straight-talking mother.Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom “I know my rights, I can have it”Her response....“You have no rights until your 18 and only then if I decide to give them to you”This woman is my soulmate#puresavage #overheard #awesomemom&mdash; Heather (@heatherlview) March 15, 2018 12. This woman&#39;s perfectly measured shade.Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend’s husband as “vegetarian but he’s fat and he hunts and he doesn’t believe in climate change.”She called him a Redneck Vegan.™️&mdash; B Double O T Y Oh My (@kfix56) March 13, 2018 13. This motivational bromance.In Walmart, last minute #Thanksgiving shopping. Overheard one guy trying to coach another guy through the self checkout, saying: “Come on, it’s not Rocket Surgery.” pic.twitter.com/g7Rrv2b5rK&mdash; C.A. Francis (@cafrancis_) November 23, 2017 14. This clone grandma.Overheard a guy in Walmart say to his kid &quot;No, son, come back here! That&#39;s not your grandma she just looks like her.&quot;&mdash; MinnyPoolParty (@ReneauBrittney) June 25, 2018 

16 fabulous, funny and petty conversations overheard at Walmart.