Whatever the opposite of an oasis is, that's Walmart. Once you walk through those sliding glass doors into the fluorescent sunlight, you know what you're in for. There are unattended children screaming bloody murder, alarmingly low prices that are surely only enabled by global slavery, and the droll dead-eyed malaise of late capitalism.
Walmart is truly a slice of American hell, and yet, there are plenty of golden stories and conversations that take place there.
In order to truly paint a clear picture of the emotional landscape present in a Walmart, I've included a handpicked selection of tweets sharing hilarious overheard conversations, touching moments, and even visual observations.
Strap in, it's truly a ride.
1. This woman who couldn't be hindered.