Wednesday night was the first night of the Democratic debate, and the first ten candidates in the race to replace Trump made their pitches in both English in Spanish. Senator Elizabeth Warren, Secretary Julian Castro, and eight other people clashed on mmigration, the economy, and...*checks notes*...who did 9/11?

Here's what your coworkers are going to be talking about at the watercooler (well, Slack).

1. Beto O'Rourke broke out into Spanish and Cory Booker was in awe.

When you meet your ex's new boyfriend they met studying abroad.

Beto O'Rourke made history by dodging the question asked of him in both Spanish and English, and speaking to both the "Beto" and "O'Rourke" parts of his name.

Cory Booker was clearly jealous that Beto beat him to it, and flexed his elementary Spanish muscles as soon as he got the chance.

WATCH: Booker responds in Spanish when asked what he would do with immigration on Day 1 as president. pic.twitter.com/OeShed2sz1
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) June 27, 2019

2. Bill de Blasio had massive "and Peggy!" energy, interrupting people whenever he could.

The first candidate to respond to de Blasio's interruption with "hey, I'm talking here!" to the New York City mayor deserves the nomination.

3. Julian Castro showed everyone that not only is he a person who exists, he's a person who exists that has a comprehensive immigration plan that sees immigrants as humans.

I would repeal Section 1325 of the Immigration and Nationality Act -- the only way to ensure that another administration like Trump's could not separate little children from their mothers. They use that law to justify their cruel policy of family separation. It must end. pic.twitter.com/bl9NcdjWsK
— Julián Castro (@JulianCastro) June 27, 2019

4. He absolutely owned Beto, his fellow Texan, and had the courtesy to do so in English.

"If you did your homework on this issue" is a pretty brutal own by Julián -- remember, one of Beto's worst moments (pre-campaign!) was his interview with @wpjenna when he whiffed on an immigration plan
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 27, 2019

Castro called out Beto for not supporting his plan repeal a section of the Immigration and Nationality Act that makes unauthorized entry into the US a criminal offense, interrupting his answer to say, "your policies would criminalize a lot of these families."

5. Only de Blasio and Warren said they'd abolish private health insurance and transition everyone to a government-run plan like Canada or the UK.

Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by private health insurance.

The Democrats on stage were asked if they would be in favor of completely abolishing their own private health insurance in favor of a government run plan.

🚫Booker
🚫Castro
✅de Blasio
🚫Delaney
🚫Gabbard
🚫Inslee
🚫Klobuchar
🚫O'Rourke
🚫Ryan
✅Warren pic.twitter.com/dnIcR1rEQQ
— POLITICO (@politico) June 27, 2019

6. Jay Inslee interrupted Elizabeth Warren to say that he supports women.

It takes balls to say you're fighting the hardest for women's rights with three women on stage. Like it takes literal balls because only a man would do that. #DemocraticDebate
— Travon Free (@Travon) June 27, 2019

Klobuchar clapped back.

"I am the only candidate here who has passed a law protecting a woman's right of reproductive health in health insurance," Inslee says.

"There's three women up here that have fought pretty hard for a woman's right to choose," Klobuchar responds https://t.co/Qy8puzUbD2 #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/Rh1qJmrrMH
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) June 27, 2019

7. Tulsi Gabbard's sister was salty, and tweeted that MSNBC is a pro-Warren conspiracy.

It's clear who MSNBC wants to be president: Elizabeth Warren. They're giving her more time than all the other candidates combined. They aren't giving any time to Tulsi at all. -V (Tulsi's sister)
— Tulsi Gabbard (@TulsiGabbard) June 27, 2019

In reality, it was Booker who got to speak the most.

MINUTES SPOKEN SO FAR, at 10:47 p.m.
Booker
10.0 minutes
O’Rourke
9.4
Warren
8.3
Castro
8.0
Klobuchar
7.5
Ryan
6.7
Gabbard
5.7
Delaney
5.6
de Blasio
4.8
Inslee
4.0https://t.co/64AieKapfV
— James Hohmann (@jameshohmann) June 27, 2019

8. The moderators' earpieces got effed up as soon as Chuck Todd brought up gun control, and it sure looks like it was John Delaney.

John Delaney has Big That Guy From Airplane Energy. #demdebate pic.twitter.com/g54aPrgjVr
— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) June 27, 2019

Well we found out who caused the technical difficulties at the #demsdebate pic.twitter.com/Z9dooYfhZQ
— Jesse Pasternack (@jessepasternack) June 27, 2019

It was all just control room talk.

9. Warren said that she had a plan to deal with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, but only Inslee said what it is.

Mitch McConnell is not a man on the verge of an epiphany to work with Democrats. It’s time to end the filibuster. #JayDebates #DemDebate
— Jay Inslee (@JayInslee) June 27, 2019

10. Tulsi, after being questioned about her anti-LGBTQ past, tried real hard to say "LGBTQ" properly out loud.

tulsi using all her brain power to pronounce LGBT correctly pic.twitter.com/biq4kQcunL
— ziwe (@ziwe) June 27, 2019

11. Tim Ryan done gaffed, said that the Taliban did 9/11, got called out by Tulsi.

Okay I'll give Tulsi Gabbard this Al Qaeda reference:

"The Taliban didn't attack us on 9/11. Al Qaeda did," she says in response to Tim Ryan's rambling answer on Afghanistan, where he suggests the Taliban (!) flew planes into "our buildings".
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) June 27, 2019

12. President Trump offered astute commentary throughout.

BORING!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019

.@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019

Flexing in Spanish, who did 9/11: the Democratic debate moments worth talking about.