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5 actually plausible theories on where the hell Melania Trump is hiding.

5 actually plausible theories on where the hell Melania Trump is hiding.

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First Lady Melania Trump has not been seen publicly in 22 days, or as it is known in Trumpworld, 2.2 Scaramuccis.

Her conspicuous absence continues through the weekend, as she will not be joining her husband at Camp David. Other than a tweet from her account that almost definitely seems to have been written by her husband, we have no proof that she is even still alive.

The people can't help but wonder about her whereabouts, as one of the essential public figures in American life has refused to be seen in public. It's cute that the public is worrying more about Melania's whereabouts than her husband ever has.

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