News

<p>My world&#39;s on fire, how &#39;bout yours?</p><p>As living things on earth continue to feel the <a href="https://www.nrdc.org/stories/global-climate-change-what-you-need-know">devastating effects of climate change,</a> everyone from <a href="https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/11/ideology-behind-donald-trumps-paris-withdrawal/601462/">heads of state</a> to <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/exxonmobil-australia-tweet-wildfire_n_5e0e8381c5b6b5a713b7ed3d">corporate CEOs</a> to your uncle on Facebook refuse to accept the scientific facts.</p><p>While the fight for a livable planet may seem overwhelming, people are going to battle, one comeback to an ignoramus at a time.</p><p>Here are 15 great retorts to science deniers to help you win your next Facebook fight. A lot of them feature grown adults freaking out about the existence of 16-year-old activist Greta Thunberg, and only a few of the anti-science people are the president.</p><h2>1. There&#39;s still global warming where the sun don&#39;t shine.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Pokemonzu" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/cavftn/my_feet_are_cold_checkmate_scientists/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="683" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/head-up-your-ass-w23jxm.png" width="960" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/cavftn/my_feet_are_cold_checkmate_scientists/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Reddit: u/Pokemonzu</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>2. Don&#39;t try to use a technical term on the guy who came up with the term.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Helicase21" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/czdfyl/climate_skeptic_tries_to_use_technical_term_to/" height="506" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/jp4oqspl-4Zxd4f.jpg" width="604" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/czdfyl/climate_skeptic_tries_to_use_technical_term_to/">Reddit: u/Helicase21</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>3. Incredibly satisfying.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/534929076726009856?s=20" height="398" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-07-at-50552-pm-cWSRPI.png" width="796" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/534929076726009856?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>4. Very fine science on both sides.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Flare254" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/amge86/when_fencesitting_goes_wrong/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="1199" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/fence-w1lf0e.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/amge86/when_fencesitting_goes_wrong/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Reddit: u/Flare254</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><hr /><h2>5. God is green.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/aj5xac/leave_climate_change_up_to_god/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="640" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/epjqdcol-WrhQvT.jpg" width="400" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/aj5xac/leave_climate_change_up_to_god/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2> </h2><hr /><h2>6. Overkill.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="1138" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/astrokatie-Vyf5KN.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>7. Ok boomer.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/9zdtwd/teenager_explains_global_warming_to_old_man/" height="722" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/trump-5l6SS4.jpg" width="960" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/9zdtwd/teenager_explains_global_warming_to_old_man/">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>8. It&#39;s the guy from <em>Jersey Shore </em>vs. the guy from <em>The Apprentice,</em> one of whom is president.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://i.redd.it/l5speuz99x601.jpg" height="1006" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/l5speuz99x601-nUHzVo.jpg" width="750" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://i.redd.it/l5speuz99x601.jpg">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>9. Cite your sources, ignorant fool.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/Chungusboii" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/a2663i/not_enough_ice_caps_in_the_world_to_heal_that_burn/" height="1508" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/fpyzrpd-GrGaoQ.jpg" width="810" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/a2663i/not_enough_ice_caps_in_the_world_to_heal_that_burn/">Reddit: u/Chungusboii</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>10. Albie with a burn for all seasons.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit: u/leviTeaze" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/aljncq/global_warming_is_just_seasons/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x" height="192" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/21yuea3flnd21-fsDw6M.jpg" width="520" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/aljncq/global_warming_is_just_seasons/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x">Reddit: u/leviTeaze</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>11. Don&#39;t spoil the ending for old Tommen.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/dsc90z/right_winger_gets_bodied_for_attempting_to_make_a/" height="1138" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/greta-and-leo-xczxav.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/dsc90z/right_winger_gets_bodied_for_attempting_to_make_a/">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>12. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1087869574006026240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1087869574006026240&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2Fclapbacks-at-climate-change-deniers%2F" height="1088" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-08-at-120742-pm-Jnx9xG.jpg" width="938" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1087869574006026240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1087869574006026240&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2Fclapbacks-at-climate-change-deniers%2F">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>13. How does the dictionary define &quot;oooh burn!&quot;</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Global warming: An increase in the earth&#39;s average atmospheric temperature that causes corresponding changes in climate.<br><br>Weather: The state of the atmosphere with respect to wind, temperature, cloudiness, moisture, pressure, etc.<a href="https://t.co/9oVsdUomvl">https://t.co/9oVsdUomvl</a> <a href="https://t.co/zP3lxMBY12">https://t.co/zP3lxMBY12</a></p>&mdash; Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1091319921190096896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 1, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>14. Teachers school people for a living.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="542" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2020-01-08-at-122628-pm-D6iRRs.png" width="948" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><hr /><h2>15. Way to put it in terms he&#39;ll understand.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="" height="1971" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/9bwrmnr9dgd21-wMZ8EO.jpg" width="1242" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

15 of the funniest responses to climate change deniers.

My world&#39;s on fire, how &#39;bout yours?As living things on earth continue to feel the devastating effects of climate change, everyone from heads of state to corporate CEOs to your uncle on Facebook refuse to accept the scientific facts.While the fight for a livable planet may seem overwhelming, people are going to battle, one comeback to an ignoramus at a time.Here are 15 great retorts to science deniers to help you win your next Facebook fight. A lot of them feature grown adults freaking out about the existence of 16-year-old activist Greta Thunberg, and only a few of the anti-science people are the president.1. There&#39;s still global warming where the sun don&#39;t shine.Reddit: u/Pokemonzu2. Don&#39;t try to use a technical term on the guy who came up with the term.Reddit: u/Helicase213. Incredibly satisfying.Twitter4. Very fine science on both sides.Reddit: u/Flare254 5. God is green.Twitter 6. Overkill.Twitter7. Ok boomer.Twitter8. It&#39;s the guy from Jersey Shore vs. the guy from The Apprentice, one of whom is president.Twitter9. Cite your sources, ignorant fool.Reddit: u/Chungusboii10. Albie with a burn for all seasons.Reddit: u/leviTeaze11. Don&#39;t spoil the ending for old Tommen.Twitter12. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.Twitter13. How does the dictionary define &quot;oooh burn!&quot;Global warming: An increase in the earth&#39;s average atmospheric temperature that causes corresponding changes in climate.Weather: The state of the atmosphere with respect to wind, temperature, cloudiness, moisture, pressure, etc.https://t.co/9oVsdUomvl https://t.co/zP3lxMBY12&mdash; Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) February 1, 2019 14. Teachers school people for a living.Twitter15. Way to put it in terms he&#39;ll understand.Twitter

My world&#39;s on fire, how &#39;bout yours?  As living things on earth continue to feel the devastating effects of climate change, everyone from heads of state to corporate CEOs to your uncle on Facebook refuse to accept the scientific...