Our bodies are wondrous meat machines that allow us to live beautiful and terrifying lives, but they are also a bit gross at times. Even the most lucky among us have been betrayed by our leaky bodies at one point or another, maybe it was a stray whiff of gas during the silent pause of a first date, or a badly timed sneeze on a packed out train.
Whatever the circumstances, it never feels good to be reminded that your body is essentially a collage of weird bacteria colonies battling over whether you get to suffer or thrive.
"AITA for sh*tting myself at my brother’s wedding?
Not a sh*t post, a post discussing sh*t yes, but not a sh*tpost. God I wish it was."
"My brother proposed to his girlfriend of a few years last year, the wedding was 2 weeks ago. Ceremony was held on the beach, we planned to move to a hall just up the road we had booked for the reception afterwards. Before the ceremony formally started I felt rather unwell and had cramps in my stomach, this is when I realized I needed to sh*t."