Gwyneth Paltrow is the high priestess of white woman nonsense, and I'd be a complete liar to deny loving every minute of it. Obviously, in a perfect world she'd redistribute her wealth and use her platform in meaningful ways for justice and the betterment of the world. But since she's obviously not doing that, I'm fully here for her human embodiment of a faux-inspirational juice ad.
It's endlessly fascinating, and the quotes are so off-the-wall I have to hope it's covert performance art. If Paltrow was secretly a performance artist it would stir Andy Kaufman in his grave, it would put Joaquin Phoenix to shame, it would fill a full diary of mine with gel pen hearts. But, I massively digress.