In case you missed the monumental news: Donald Trump Jr.'s wife Vanessa has filed for divorce.
As with most Trump-related news, the word has spread like wild fire thus spurring a flurry of internet theories, memes of Don Jr. and Vanessa's wedding photo, and now, a special look at the story of how they first met.
Buckle up, this anecdote truly puts Nicholas Sparks' whole body of work to shame.
Just, everything about this is notable. First of all, it feels completely fitting that Donald Trump introduced his son to Vanessa. Since, after all, Trump is a field-worn creepy purveyor of young attractive women.