"I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for that meddling FBI and their dog!"

This is Bear. Even if you just met this guy and knew his name was Bear, you'd think he was pretty awesome. Little do you know! Bear, age 2, is one of only a handful of K9 dogs in America capable of sniffing out storage devices. "Bear is unique because he can sniff out SD cards, thumb drives, external hard drives, iPads and micro SD cards," said Bear's handler, Todd Jordan, "It's something we probably can't smell." Crazy. I wonder if my childhood dog knew before I did when my Nintendo cartridges needed blowing.

Sources: h/t The Dodo | CBS4 Indy | RTV 6