If you ever doubted we live in a simulation, you should know that The White House is currently feuding with pop star Taylor Swift.
The feud started when Swift called out the Trump administration during her MTV VMAs acceptance speech. In her speech, she called out The White House for not responding to her petition to pass the Equality Act. The petition has gathered over half a million signatures, and supports a bill that would protect LGBTQIA people against discrimination in the workplace, housing, schools, and more.
"I want to thank everyone who’s signed that petition because it now has half a million signatures, which is five times the amount that it would need to warrant a response from the White House," Swift said during her speech, making a clear clock ticking gesture in anticipation of the Trump administration's response.