Being pregnant comes with a lot of pains -- back aches, morning sickness, and nausea to name a few. But what's even worse is dealing with all the dumbass men who think they are entitled to telling you what you should and should not do while pregnant. I believe the technical term for this is 'pains in your ass.'

British comedian Tiffany Stevenson took to Twitter to complain about this particular kind of pain. According to Stevenson, she witnessed a male Starbucks employee telling a pregnant woman that she shouldn't order something with caffeine in it. Brb, rolling my eyes so hard that they fall out and I have to go to the ER.

Steven's thread read:

Unbelievable bit of womb bothering in Starbucks at services . A pregnant woman got her Caramel Macchiato and the guy behind the counter said

‘Oh , it’s for you . Do you want me to make a decaf?’

She said ‘No, thanks’

Him ‘No I should because caffeine is bad for the baby’
— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) May 18, 2019

Her ‘It’s fine I have one a day’

Him ‘But...you shouldn’t’

Me *almost spontaneously combusting* ‘Are you a man , telling a woman what she should and shouldn’t have during a pregnancy?

Then he says

‘Oh just because it’s bad for the baby so that’s why I’m saying it’
— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) May 18, 2019

Me ‘Unbelievable. Stop it’

Then he continues to try and justify policing a complete stranger for 5 minutes. He was maybe 30 years old max.

Are they also doing Ob/Gyn training at Starbucks these days?
— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) May 18, 2019

Other people who read the post were NOT having it.

I’m currently pregnant and if someone tried to take my one coffee a day away I’d punch them in the face. None of his business. Love you for sticking up for her
— Julia (@jewjuba) May 18, 2019

Do you need any help hiding his body hmu sis
— Katherine Ryan (@Kathbum) May 18, 2019

Literally nothing surprises me anymore, that we become ‘public property’ when pregnant, it’s just hideous
— polly molotov ❤️💙🧡💚💖💜 (@NursepollyRgn) May 18, 2019

And many had experienced similar situations.

You are the best, Tiff. When I was pregnant, I had a stranger in a lift say to me “Oooh should you really be drinking coffee, Mum?” It’s not coffee. It’s none of your business. And unless I’ve given birth to you, you don’t call me Mum.
— Cal Wilson (@calbo) May 18, 2019

oh my fucking GOD as if pregnant women don’t read everything possibly available and worry themselves sick already!!! What a prick!
— Josie Long (@JosieLong) May 19, 2019

I had dangerously low BP during pregnancy. The GP told me coffee would help boost it. Starbucks man's a danger.
— Lucy Alice (@lucitelu) May 18, 2019

Because when you are pregnant you don't know what's good for you. You need a strapping young batista to tell you.
— Charlie (@tonerenilorac) May 18, 2019

People made sure to drag this dum-dum Starbucks barista.

And what type of beard was Barista M.D sporting?
— MsMarmite (@EllisMarianne) May 19, 2019

So sad that OBGYNs have to take second jobs at Starbucks in this economy
— Arielle Goldman (@ArielleGoldman) May 18, 2019

But Tiff, he’s a Man. He must know.
— Lyn s mulligan (@Lynsmulligan) May 19, 2019

Some had some great examples of how to handle a situation like this.

Happened when I was pregnant.
I pulled a sad face and told the server it wasn’t a pregnancy, it was a massive tumour.
They looked horrified but served me VERY quickly after that.
— Ruby Curtis (@Rubrovski) May 18, 2019

I find replying "it's fine, I'm going to have an abortion anyway" shuts them up. Especially when you're about 8 1/2 months pregnant.
— Rachel (@whiteroserachel) May 18, 2019

And one here came up with a term for this BS.

Is this wombsplaining?
— Peter Bambling (@BamblingPeter) May 19, 2019

This male Starbucks barista is getting supremely roasted for giving health advice to a pregnant lady.