Proposing to your fiance can be one of the most romantic moments in your life, that is, unless a naked man chasing a dog with a dildo runs by. There are countless possible interruptions that could mess up a proposal plan, but few of them are as weird as a nude guy chasing an animal with a sex toy.
"TIFU the perfect plan"
"This is how the weekend should have gone.
Pick up girlfriend.
Drive to romantic location.
Pop the question.
Girlfriend > Fianceé.
"This is how the weekend actually went.
Picked up girlfriend.
Got distracted on the road when I noticed a naked homeless man chasing down a dog who had a visible dildo in its mouth."
"Got so distracted I never even noticed the truck in front of me slowing down.
Crashed. Lost the ring in the accident."