Man shares how his proposal got ruined by a car crash caused by a naked man chasing a dog.
Proposing to your fiance can be one of the most romantic moments in your life, that is, unless a naked man chasing a dog with a dildo runs by. There are countless possible interruptions that could mess up a proposal plan, but few of them are as weird as a nude guy chasing an animal with a sex toy.
In a recent post in the subreddit Today I F*cked Up, one man shared the series of unfortunate (and deeply strange) events that ruined his romantic proposal plan.
"TIFU the perfect plan"
OP started his post by laying out how he originally planned for the romantic weekend to go down.
"This is how the weekend should have gone.
Pick up girlfriend.
Drive to romantic location.
Pop the question.
Girlfriend > Fianceé.
Celebrate."
Then he laid out the series of bizarre events that actually occured, which included OP getting distracted on the road when he spotted a naked man chasing a dog chewing on a dildo.
"This is how the weekend actually went.
Picked up girlfriend.
Got distracted on the road when I noticed a naked homeless man chasing down a dog who had a visible dildo in its mouth."
Unfortunately, the spectacle of the naked man chasing a dog distracted OP so badly he crashed the car and lost the engagement ring during the crash.
"Got so distracted I never even noticed the truck in front of me slowing down.
Crashed. Lost the ring in the accident."