The omnipotent, omnipresent Mark Zuckerberg is getting a humbling experience on Capitol Hill this week, as senators from both parties are set the depose the Facebook founder and CEO.
This is set to be a crucial moment for the future of social media and the political process, so it's important to focus on the issues, but OMG, it appears that the Zuck needs a booster seat.
Reporters in the Senate chamber noticed something special about the young billionaire's chair: extra padding.
Wow. Does the 5'7" boy wonder need the boost to see, or just to get comfy?
Twitter has theories.
Because stress can cause hemorrhoids?— H_R (@OttoWeinert) April 10, 2018
Is he 3'6"? I had something like that when I was getting my haircut at age 4.— Shawn (@2014Shawn) April 10, 2018
they do this when a witness is gonna be there for a loooooooooong fucking time— C-SPAM (@c__spam) April 10, 2018
Well, robots do need some extra padding to sit down— Shane Flannagan (@shaneflannagan) April 10, 2018
Figures they would find him a cushy solution and not use a phone book...— Heidi (@hansonheidi) April 10, 2018
He requires the extra padding to make him appear as if he is normal human height— 🔪Sharper politic🗡 (@SharperPolitic) April 10, 2018
Good luck out there, Marky. Try not to give off the impression to the senators that you know their birthdays, what their children got for Christmas, and what their high school crushes are up to, which we know you know.