18 men reveal how women ruined their chances for a second date. Don't bring up your brother in jail.

18 men reveal how women ruined their chances for a second date. Don't bring up your brother in jail.
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The world of dating is one full of equal parts terror and hope. If you're lucky, you'll spend a lovely evening across from a dreamboat, and you'll laugh generously while gazing into each other's eyes. After a perfect dinner you'll stroll along the waterfront, and snap a photo of the setting sun before leaning in for a kiss.

Unfortunately for all of us, the picture perfect dates are a rare breed. Most dates fall somewhere in the middle ground between a nauseatingly pristine Nicholas Sparks scene and a scene from Fatal Attraction.

Let's be honest, while the good dates are more fun to go on, the bad dates are a lot more entertaining to hear about.

In a recent Reddit thread straight (or bi or pan) men shared horrible things women have done on first dates, and hoo boy, it's a lot. If you've been feeling bad about your game, you might feel better reading about these 18 horrible dates.

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1. TFW she brings a present for her ex.

2. When a cellphone cockblocks you.

3. When she casually brings up her ex in jail.

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4. When she makes you feel bad for giving a compliment.

5. When she brings up dark family trivia.

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6. TFW she makes you feel bad about yourself.

7. When she narrates her sexual history during the first drink.

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8. When she's TOO into her pets.

9. TFW they don't own a toothbrush.

10. When she doesn't believe in utensils.

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11. TFW she's got a fiance.

12. When she's trying to be your sugar baby.

13. TFW she outs herself as a cheater.

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14. When she's part of a pyramid scheme.

15. TFW she ruins the movie she invited you to.

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16. TFW she puts people's lives in danger.

17. When she forgot to shower.

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18. TFW she narrates the entire movie.

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