Another day, another dollar, another opportunity to mock our terrifying president before Mike Pence permanently shuts off the internet with his terrifying cold abstinence loving hands.
To kick off our weekend full of attempts to avoid the constantly depressing newscycle, Trump, in all his lack of self-awareness - tweeted the perfect set up for everyone to roast him.
For starters, I'm not sure what he was actually trying to do here?! Is this tweet meant to prove his level of patriotism? I'm honestly a bit jealous of how excited he is to tweet this! I don't think I've been this excited about one of my tweets since I took mushrooms two years ago and forgot Trump was president (it was a great four hours).