On the outside, they may LOOK sweet. But most grandparents carry around a pack of extremely wild stories. These are the types of stories that could fuel a decade of nightmares and launch whole movie franchises.
If we're lucky, we have a few recollections of our grandparents thoroughly traumatizing us with their deep, dark past.
For those of us don't carry around a heavy load of stories unleashed by our grandparents, Reddit is here to fill in the blanks.
When the Reddit user diabolic_soup asked people to share the most fucked up stories their grandparents told them, the examples came flooding in faster than the body of the Titanic.
Here are 15 of the most fucked up stories told by grandparents.
1. TFW grandpa witnesses the love of his life brutally dying.
2. TFW grandpa plotted his sibling's murder.
3. TFW grandma is a walking storybook.
4. TFW grandma is very sex positive.
5. TFW grandpa has some serious explaining to do.
6. TFW the Royal Air Force is an ugly place to be.
7. TFW grandma lived through a nightmare.
8. TFW you find grandpa's World War 2 diary.
9. TFW grandpa gets too real about his sex life.
10. TFW your great grandpa had serious anger issues.
11. TFW the funeral is premature.
12. TFW the sibling games get too risky.
13. TFW grandma hurls you into an existential crisis.
14. TFW grandma accidentally kills her family.
15. TFW grandpa isn't an animal person.